The Banana man and Baguette man /// [An enemies to lovers story]

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"Yeah, I guess I could use some..." Baguette man replied sorrowfully. Apple man blushed at the Baguette man's voice.. Such music to his ears. So he got the towels and now, it was only Matt and Baguette man for now. Matt stood there angrily, but very quiet. Muttering words that Baguette man could not hear until Matt finally spoke.
"I hate deviants like you... You are supposed to like.. Girls.." He looked away, disappointed in Baguette man.
"You can't tell me what to do. You almost tried to poison me because of your jealousy! But clearly Apple man understood me..." Matt covered his mouth in surprise. Was he seriously defending Apple man? Deep down Matt thought he would still like Banana man. But then Baguette man continued so suddenly, "..And Banana man." He crossed his arms. Apple man then came back into the room with towels. Matt was steaming at him because he actually did it. "HEY, you are supposed to answer to ME only.. Got that?"
"No, I am NOT listening to you ever again..."
"WHAT did you say?" Matt started storming towards Apple man but he fell into a huge puddle of rain, making him trip and stumble onto the ground, unconscious. As soon as he even shut his eyes, Banana man slammed through the door to come to Baguette man's rescue, but he really wasn't the one who needed it right now. So they all carried Matt to bed out of some kindness and mercy they had left for him.
"So... What do we do now?" Banana man asks, completely forgetting everything for a moment.
"I think I have an idea..." Apple man said, smirking.

Matt finally woke up from his slumber, laying on his back, he looked for Mr. Snookums his teddy bear. But when he tried to reach for him while with his eyes closed, he heard.. Clapping? Like.. Right next to him. Very strange, he thought, but it must've been the white noise he turned on with his TV that he bought with drug money. So he opened his eyes, and sat up straight as an arrow. And Matt.. He screamed bloody murder. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" He cried out in horror. The three of them were having a threesome. They didn't even bother looking at him and kept doing it like he didn't exist. He kept screaming, in fact it was so loud he couldn't even hear the clapping anymore.

After this incident, Matt had to go to therapy for 10 years before he was hit with a frying pan and passed away tragically because he owed somebody 5 dollars. And the Baguette man and Banana man dumped Apple man because he accidentally used his teeth when sucking. The end of the Apple man and Matt saga.

Secret ending (2/2)