The Banana man and Baguette man /// [An enemies to lovers story]

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He started to catch deep feelings for the Apple man once again, but not good ones. Now.. the only thing in his heart left for Apple man was hatred.. He couldn't even bear to look at him. He didn't want to look at him. He ruined his relationship with his one true love.. The Banana man.
"... I.. I only got to hear his voice for a second.." Sighed the Baguette man while still looking down.
"..What." Said both Matt and the Apple man. Both were surprised by the fact that the Baguette man still cares for the Banana man.. How could this be?? Was the Banana man and Baguette's love for each other this strong?? Nethertheless, the Apple man felt disappointed, and so was Matt.. "B-but!! I thought you loved me more?!" Said the Apple man, trying to get the Baguette man's attention. The Baguette man just glared at him. "I don't want to do anything related to you ever again. You... and..." Baguette man stares at Matt, who just smiled back at him. "You two. You two RUINED my life. I...I HATE YOU!!!" Yelled Baguette man. Matt still smiled, even at the harsh words, but the Apple man looked mortified. "H-hate me?! How could you hate me?!? I'm the most likable person there is!! Charming, smart, handsome... even so that YOU were able to fall for me." Snarked the Apple man. Matt scoffed to himself while hearing that. The Baguette man cringed and looked away in guilt.. How could he do this to the Banana man? How could he betray him for some jerk?! The Apple man noticed the Baguette man succumbing and smirked. He then lifted up the Baguette man's chin to try to woo him again. "C,mon... Forget about the Banana man.. I have so much more to offer than he can..." Explained the Apple man. Things
were different however, the Baguette man's feelings for the Apple man completely vanished, and instead filled with hatred. "Get your hands OFF ME." The Baguette man yelled while slapping the Apple man's hands away. The Apple man was shocked. "Why you little!" But before he could do anything, Matt interrupts.
"Ladies, Ladies.. Calm down." Matt looks directly at Apple man. "Since one of you failed me.. We'll have a new plan." The Apple man became even angrier at Matt's sneaky remark and Matt then looked at the Baguette man. "Now... Since little old "I keep falling in love!!" Over here still has feelings for the Banana man,.. The one he betrayed..." Baguette man felt guilty with those words. "Heh. We'll have to..." Suddenly, Matt let out a hand signal, which made the Apple man hold the Baguette man down while he was distracted and tie him up to a chair. "Good job, Apple man. Now.. I think it's time for my new plan... to KILL you." Explained Matt who then started laughing maniacally. The Baguette man looked at Matt with fear and the Apple man just turned away.
Suddenly... A hard thud from the front could be heard. Everyone in the room looked to see the interruption, and there stood the Banana man, drenched in rain. The Banana man rushed towards the Baguette man and untied him. "BANANA MAN!! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE!!" Tears started to form for the both of them, and the two hugged. "B-banana man.. I.. I-im.. i'm SO sor-" Banana cut the Baguette man off. "Shhh, it's okay.. We can discuss this later.. Love" The Banana man then kissed the Baguette man.
Matt just glared. He clenched his fists while looking with disgust. "YOU. H-how did you--??"
"I have my ways." Said the Banana man while holding the Baguette man close. The Apple man takes a step back, trying to get out of the situation with Banana man as he was scared he'd hurt him. I mean.. Why wouldn't he?? The Apple man basically ruined his life! The only thing the Apple man wanted was to not be a part of anything anymore. He did NOT want to get in trouble and face the consequences. Luckily for him, The Banana man and Baguette man were too focused on Matt whose usually perfect hair now being a frizzy mess. Matt then laughed maniacally. Despite all this. He was still smiling.
"Sure... My boss DID bail me out of jail.. But what good is that if the only thing I can think about everyday is YOU TWO. Ever since you two IMBECILES got into my life, I COULDN'T LIVE NORMALLY!!!" Yelled Matt.
The Banana man and Baguette man looked at each other. "YOU'RE the one who tried selling drugs to me!! YOU started everything!!" Said the Banana man.
That done it. Matt snapped. "DON'T SPEAK TO ME!!!" He then rushed to the Banana man, trying to land an attack on him but suddenly...
...
Right before Matt tried to attack, music could be heard. It.. it sounded like...
The opening theme song for the Search for Reptar game?!

Broken glass could be heard and Matt stopped right in his tracks. Not only was Matt's attention caught, but everyone else's too. They were all staring at the kitchen that had the broken window, and there stood a very tall and frail looking man with long hair. And he was... purple?! And he also looked to be holding.. A frying pan?? Well.. That's not something you see everyday.
Matt was in utter shock. It looked like he knew this man.
"D... DAVID?!" Exclaimed Matt. Everyone was confused on how Matt knew this weird looking man.
The man didn't look so satisfied as Matt called him that and he scoffed.
"I told you... DON'T CALL ME DAVID, YOU VIRGIN!!" Screamed this so-called "David" while running towards Matt with his frying pan in hand. He then landed a hit with the frying pan on Matt right on the head, which made a LOUD thud. Matt fell to the ground in seconds. Owch.
Everyone gasped and stared at Matt.. and then at the weird purple man. He looked at the crowd. "Oh shit. Well uhh.. Hey there, fellas!! Hope he wasn't causing you guys any trouble.. He tends to do that.." He said
Banana man, Baguette man and even Apple man replied with a sigh, feeling not a single concern on whether Matt was okay or not. "How... How do you know Matt?" Asked the Apple man.
"Ah, well.. This creepy son of a bitch is my coworker... tch, unforchunately.
And just a few days ago he was causin' me some trouble by SCAMMING me! That's right! That bitch sold me cocaine for 5 dollars.. But it was just POWDER! I should've known it was too good to be true.." The man went on, not catching a breath.
"I tried contacting him cause' ya know.. I wanted my 5 back!! - But he IGNORED AND BLOCKED ME!! I was so furious that I had to do something!! So I found his house address and planned on killin' him." The man sighed and finally ended his.. Interesting story. Everyone looked puzzled from the story, but they were all relieved that Matt was finally no more. NO ONE liked Matt.
Baguette man smiles "Well.. We're grateful. Thank you, mr.. uhhh.." Everyone in the room still didn't know his name.. Besides "David" but the man didn't seem to be too fond of that nickname.
The mysterious purple guy chuckled. "Call me Dave Miller!"
He then looks at the watch on his wrist. "Welp.. I gotta get back home to my old sport.. Toodles, everyone!!"
Dave waves to everyone sweetly, (acting like he didn't just murder a man) and climbs out of the same window that he entered from, leaving Matt's house and scurrying off into the dark night.

Huh. That was a very random interaction.. What a weird man.

Everyone just stared at Matt's lifeless body and shrugged. Good riddance..
The police were obviously called. Matt was taken to the hospital (He's dead.. fortunately) and the Apple man was taken to the police for working with Matt..
and for our duo?... Well.. after having a LONG talk, they were finally back together again..
The end of the Apple man and Matt saga.

Secret ending (1/2)