The Banana man and Baguette man /// [An enemies to lovers story]

Matt [Arc 3]

It finally happened. Our duo had finally gotten together!! After hanging out in the park and cafe a few days ago, they've started dating! Currently, the Banana man and Baguette man are hanging out again in the Baguette man's home to bake some banana bread. However, the duo is unaware of the evil soon to come.

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While the Banana man and Baguette man are having fun and enjoying life, another man just around the corner is not. After being fired from his only job, Freddy Fazbender's Pepperonerie (for apparently selling illegal fireworks to children), Matthew Virgina couldn't get money. It wasn't like his last job was paying him enough anyway. Despite being in despair, Matt didn't stop smiling. He had a mischievous plan.

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"I'm so excited, babe! This is gonna be so much fun! :))" The Baguette man said as he and his lover started getting the ingredients out to bake their banana bread together. "Me too!! Wait..." The Banana man said as he looked at the ingredients. "What is it?" The Baguette man asked.

"Dang it! We're missing a few things! I'll go to the market real quick to get them, you stay here and make sure the ingredients we have now are safe!" Said the Banana man as he left to go to the market.

The Banana man was now at the market, getting eggs, butter and bananas. He bought the missing ingredients, and left the market, but as he was walking towards home, a voice called to him. It was coming from the back alley. "Hey. I see that you just bought some stuff from the market. Wanna buy some stuff from me too?" Said the mysterious voice. The Banana man turned around to look at the back alley to see who the voice was coming from. There stood a grinning man who looked to be in his mid 20's. He had a tan complexion and was wearing a gray polo shirt with blue jeans. And of course, he was smiling. "Who the HELL are you? And what do you mean buy??" The Banana man questioned. "I'm Matt. Everyone loves me! Don't you want to buy some things from me? I have the.. Exclusives. ;)" The Banana man then gasped and became furious. "FUCK OFF! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!! 😡" Yelled the Banana man to Matt as he started running off.

Matt just stood there, surprised. "Boyfriend??.. I wasn't even flirting! That jerk didn't even buy anything from me!!" Matt was very offended. Although he always tried getting bitches, he never really understood the concept of couples and all that stuff. Him getting yelled at by some random stranger, especially one that was in a relationship, really got him mad. He hated how couples always had to rub it in other's faces that they had a special someone! Matt just wanted to sell some stuff, and he couldn't even do that since some brainwashed imbecile misunderstood him! Maybe it's because Matt is a virgin who never found love, but Matt needed to get revenge. He decided to follow the Banana man home without him noticing. He wanted to teach him a lesson.

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"Honey, I'm home!" The Banana man said to the Baguette man as he returned home with the missing ingredients. "Banana man!! I missed you! 😖 Now let's start our fun baking!!" Said the Baguette man as he hugged the Banana man. "Omg yess!! 😇 By the way, some weird guy tried flirting with me while I was leaving the market. I think he always tried selling drugs too but I was too scared to notice. 😞" The Banana man confessed. "How dare he! 😡 It's okay though, you're safe with me now, pookie bear. 😘" Baguette man replied, as the Banana man started blushing. The two then finally started their baking, cracking eggs in a bowl, mixing the ingredients together, and having fun. Little did they know, they were being watched.