Now after all of that mess in Banana man and Baguette man's relationship, they decided to go back to their humble abode and watch TV like they used to. But instead of watching Veggie Tales, they watched the news. As the Baguette man's arm was slinged around Banana man's shoulder, the news program announced that a random drug seller's house exploded and there were multiple police brutalities. They also claimed that a man in all black clothing was discovered holding apples in his hands, and he was presumed to be dead too. All of this was a total shocker to the couple, but they were also relieved that it was all over. Banana man finally spoke to his partner, Baguette man, and recommended to him, "Babe, we should go to a carnival!" Baguette man turned to Banana man and shook his head yes. And a few minutes later, they were ready.
It was already night-time which made all of the lights on the fun rides shine in the darkness. However, the ferris wheel definitely shined brightest. This is what got both of their attention, so they went over to it, holding hands. The two finally got onto it, excited, but the ferris wheel sqeaked beneath them both. Banana man was a little startled but he still got on with Baguette man. Soon enough, they were high up in the sky. But this was when it started to shake and squeal again. It started to tip over, and the lights flickered.
"Baguette man... What's happening...?" Banana man stood up, scared.
"I-I don't know.."
"Wuh oh-" The ferris wheel started to free fall and they held onto each other as the ride was about to crash onto the ground. Screaming could be heard and Banana man looked around and the glass in the little car they were sitting in showed the outside where people scurried over to the exit, which was the opposite of where the ferris wheel was falling. "I think I'm gonna be sick.." He said, teary eyed. They both accepted their fate and still held onto each other thinking it really was the end. The ride finally crashed into the ground, glass shattering everywhere. But in a miracle, the Banana man and Baguette man survived and had no scrapes or cuts visible on their body. As the both of them slowly got up shaking, they stepped over glass and parts of the ride. But then they noticed another couple, laying on the ground with an apple in between them. They seemed to be passed out or even.. Dead. Banana man and Baguette man were so glad that it wasn't them. Both quickly went off to the exit, but a man in the carnival uniform quickly stopped them. "HEY- stop right there." He said, with a flower in his hand.
"Uhm... Hello?"
"Why are YOU guys still here... Are you the reason that the ferris wheel COLLAPSED?!"
"No, sir.. We actually just escaped from the fall. How could we possibly mess up the ride? I don't know anything about ferris wheels!"
"Mhm... Well I'm gonna be taking note of you folks. Now GO.." The 'man' scoffed and walked away towards more employees of the carnival. The Baguette man looked at the Banana man and so did he look at Baguette man. "What the hell was that about? That had to be a disguise. He literally looked pregnant." Baguette man chuckled at Banana man's remark. "Yeah, who would fall for that anyways?" They started to skip to their house and try to forget about what just happened.Once again, they arrived at their house after a huge problem and they wanted to watch TV again. It was the only thing that possibly COULDN'T go wrong for them. They started to settle onto the couch and flipped on the TV. The news popped up again and they were too lazy to turn it off. And to no surprise, the news reporter talked about the ferris wheel falling and.. The pregnant 'man'? The two looked at each other, puzzled. The woman reporting on the topic explained that a man with a huge stomach arrived at the carnival where the ferris wheel fell over, put on a work uniform and started to unscrew the foundations of the ride. Soon enough, the ferris wheel was sabotaged and nobody knew. Now the man was on the run and his last known whereabouts were at the carnival, talking to a couple with a.. Banana and 2 Baguettes?! The news was talking about them! They might be in big trouble. But then the reporter continued, saying that after they walked away the man pretended to walk away, but shortly started to trail behind them. Wuh oh again... Why was this man following them? They had nothing to do with the ferris wheel falling, that was for sure, so they had no idea why they were a target! They stood up and looked out the window. Nothing... Just darkness. Banana man this time went outside to also find nothing. "Phew.." He sighed. Luckily, the 'man' lost track of them and probably parted ways, giving up. Atleast that's what he thought. So he went back inside, assuring the Baguette man, and they went to eat dinner for the first time after all of that drama. But there was a feeling under the Baguette man's skin, because he has gone through this before.. What if he was hiding between the bushes like APPLE MAN? He just couldn't shake the feeling, but he couldn't tell his love about it. The whole time they were eating, he felt something or someone watching them. Banana man then said "Wait- I forgot the most important part of the meal! I'll cook it up real quick, ok honey?"
"Ok... Sure." Baguette man said. Banana man then pushed himself away from the table and got out of the chair. He opened the fridge to find no ingredients to prepare the side dish! "Oh no.. I need to go to the store real quick to grab some food." Banana man groaned. But before Banana man could rush out the door, the Baguette man took his arm and told him that he should go instead. "But why? Is something wrong?"
"No... I just want to go instead. Could you tell me the ingredients please, hun?"
"Ok.. If you say so. Here." The Banana man gave him a list of ingredients for the special dish, and the Baguette man went out to the store.Crickets chirped as another household was eating dinner. The wife of the house, however, was not eating. The husband turned to her and asked why she was so suddenly angry.
"I'm just unhappy with our relationship, Craig. I think that we should-" Before the woman could even finish, he lunged out of his chair and slammed his hands on the table.
"NO! It's because I look 9 months due, isn't it.. I'm so ASHAMED of how embarrassed you are to be my wife. You should be happy, I was famous for an hour and the police are still looking for me!"
"That ISN'T a good thing, Darell!-" She covered her mouth as soon as she even spoke of the other man. She started to shake in fear now that her husband knew what was going on.
"Excuse me, Sharron... WHO is Darell exactly..?"
"Ah- Uhm.. Nobody. Just somebody from work."
"Oh, and then you decide to speak about your job, isn't it? You just wanna RUB it in my face that you have a job and I DON'T because of my stomach!"
"THAT'S NOT WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB, YOU ARE JUST FAT AND LAZY!" She yelled at the crazed man who once was her lover. But she continued, "YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS! IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER WANT TO SATISFY ME AND YOU JUST CREATE PROBLEMS EVEN OUTSIDE OF THIS HOUSE!"
"You know what, Sharron.. I DIDN'T EVEN LOVE YOU. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE A JOB, I STILL PAY THE BILLS! PACK YOUR BAGS OR I'M THROWING OUT YOUR CLOTHES FOR YOU!" He shrieked at her. She started to run towards the front door and she slammed it right in front of his face. She didn't want to be there for not even one second more. Back to the pregnant man, Craig, he threw the chairs around the house and eventually calmed down, but that wasn't without going outside too and stalking somebody..
The lights of the store were flickering slightly as Baguette man looked for the two last ingredients on the list. Again, the feeling of dread came over the Baguette man that somebody was watching. He quickly looked at the windows, although he didn't want to look suspicious to the employee at the counter. But to his surprise there was actually somebody watching him. He gasped and dropped the food he was holding and quickly picked it up. It was the pregnant 'man'. Before the Baguette man could run outside to catch him or it, the 'man' ducked and probably ran away. He hurriedly checked out and speed walked out of the store. There was no sight of him. "Damn it..!" Baguette man cried out. He got home safely to Banana man and layed the groceries onto the kitchen counter.
"Honey, I'm home..!" The Baguette man surely was breathing heavily after the encounter, and once Banana man noticed him, Banana man asked what was going on.
"That stupid FAT... MAN! He's stalking me.. Or us! And I don't know why..."
"I don't know either.. Why can't we catch a break?!" They both sighed, and instead of giving the pregnant man even more time of the day, the couple decided to head to bed.The pregnant man scurried back to his not so humble abode, but first, he found Baguette man's location and took note. "Hm. Interesting.. Now it's time to head back and figure out my plan..." He chuckled and entered his home soon after. After the moon went down and the sun rose, the couple had woken up to start their day. And so did Craig, which they did not know. He planned something on a bulletin board he bought from a "random" man on the street selling drugs a while ago, and stepped back, looking at all of the red strings pinned onto it. "Perfect.." He added. He then started to set the plan into motion..
Stay tuned for ARC 2 S2!!!
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The Banana man and Baguette man /// [An enemies to lovers story]
Humor☆.。.:* .。.:*☆ The Banana man... he was a middle aged man with dark brown hair, who always wore a white shirt, and most importantly, always had a banana in his hand which he ate sinisterly.. Everyone always ran away from the Banana man's menacing pre...