The Banana man and Baguette man /// [An enemies to lovers story]

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However, The Baguette man didn't respond and just looked down in despair. He started to catch deep feelings for the Apple man once again, but not good ones. Now.. the only thing in his heart left for Apple man was hatred.. He couldn't even bear to look at him. He didn't want to look at him. He ruined his relationship with his one true love.. The Banana man.
"... I.. I only got to hear his voice for a second.." Sighed the Baguette man while still looking down.
"..What." Said both Matt and the Apple man. Both were surprised by the fact that the Baguette man still cares for the Banana man.. How could this be?? Was the Banana man and Baguette's love for each other this strong?? Nethertheless, the Apple man felt disappointed, and so was Matt.. "B-but!! I thought you loved me more?!" Said the Apple man, trying to get the Baguette man's attention. The Baguette man just glared at him. "I don't want to do anything related to you ever again. You... and..." Baguette man stares at Matt, who just smiled back at him. "You two. You two RUINED my life. I...I HATE YOU!!!" Yelled Baguette man. Matt still smiled, even at the harsh words, but the Apple man looked mortified. "H-hate me?! How could you hate me?!? I'm the most likable person there is!! Charming, smart, handsome... even so that YOU were able to fall for me." Snarked the Apple man. Matt scoffed to himself while hearing that. The Baguette man cringed and looked away in guilt.. How could he do this to the Banana man? How could he betray him for some jerk?! The Apple man noticed the Baguette man succumbing and smirked. He then lifted up the Baguette man's chin to try to woo him again. "C,mon... Forget about the Banana man.. I have so much more to offer than he can..." Explained the Apple man. Things
were different however, the Baguette man's feelings for the Apple man completely vanished, and instead filled with hatred. "Get your hands OFF ME." The Baguette man yelled while slapping the Apple man's hands away. The Apple man was shocked. "Why you little!" But before he could do anything, Matt interrupts.
"Ladies, Ladies.. Calm down." Matt looks directly at Apple man. "Since one of you failed me.. We'll have a new plan." The Apple man became even angrier at Matt's sneaky remark and Matt then looked at the Baguette man. "Now... Since little old "I keep falling in love!!" Over here still has feelings for the Banana man,.. The one he betrayed..." Baguette man felt guilty with those words. "Heh... We'll have to..." Suddenly, Matt let out a hand signal, which made the Apple man hold the Baguette man down while he was distracted and tie him up to a chair. "Good job, Apple man. Now.. I think it's time for my new plan... to KILL you." Explained Matt who then started laughing maniacally. The Baguette man looked at Matt with fear and the Apple man just turned away.
Suddenly... A hard thud from the front could be heard. Everyone in the room looked to see the interruption, and there stood the Banana man, drenched in rain. Baguette man widened his eyes as he looked towards the love of his life, whom he had a LOT of apologizing to do. The Baguette man was on the verge of tearing up, but was still relieved that Banana man came to his rescue, even after what he's done. Banana man rushed over to Baguette man and Matt. Banana man then tackled Matt, causing the such force to tip over the chair Baguette man was tied to. "HEY!!!" Matt struggled, "W-what are you DOING HERE...!! I'm trying to execute your only love..." Banana man slapped Matt so hard in the face, that there was an indent on Matt's face. "YEOWCHHH!!!!" Matt screeches.

The Apple man gulps. "Shit.." He thought. He didn't expect Banana man to actually come back - and with everything he's done to him, and with how Banana man was attacking Matt, Apple man was extremely scared of what the Banana man would do to him. Luckily for him, the Banana man and Matt were still fighting so the Apple man took this time to finally get his job complete.
As Banana man and Matt are quarreling, Apple man walks over to the Baguette man.
"Heh.. now it's time to KILL you..."
"NO!" Baguette man yells. He tries to move in the rope that has tied him to the chair. Baguette man gulps. He can't die now.. He needs to live happily with his love... Banana man! Apple man looks for a chainsaw that Matt has to execute Baguette man. Matt gets up and Banana man does too, but before Banana man can save Baguette man, Matt makes a speech. He stands up on another chair that was supposed to be reserved for Banana man's execution and starts to speak.

"You ruined my FACE! That was the only.. Well second.. Way I could get girls!!! You ruined MY LIFE! So now, it's time to ruin YOURS. There is NO way you guys can ruin mine ANY longer if you both just DIE! I need you guys to feel what I have felt for my WHOLE life! My beautiful babydoll face was the only reason people complimented me... Nobody wanted me for my personality.. That's why no teachers recommended any good classes so I can get a good job. So next time you wonder why a good looking man is selling METH ON THE STREETS, you THINK OF ME! And the only reason why I wanted to live was to find a happy relationship with somebody.. But you had to ruin it..." Matt started to cry and yell at Apple man to find the chainsaw as quickly as he could. "FIND THE DAMN CHAINSAW!" He cried. Banana man wasn't even paying attention to his useless speech, as he was just untying Baguette man the whole time. Once he finished, they ran off and left the two villains to mess with somebody else...

As the Banana man and Baguette man rushed out of the house's front door, they ran in the very humid weather as the rain cleared up, with the two not catching a breath. Although very awkward, the two kept running until they saw a nearby park and decided to stop there and catch their breaths. Finally, as Banana man and Baguette man took a break on a drenched bench the Baguette man just awkwardly stared at the Banana man, with the situation growing even more awkward. He then sighed and started tearing up. "...Banana man... I'm... I'm SO sor-" But the Baguette man was then interrupted by Banana man, who then pulled him close and kissed him. The two kissed for a while and started making out. Finally, Banana man spoke. "Shhh.. It's okay.. My love. We can discuss this at home once we safely get there." The Baguette man, who was now crying out of guilt, hugged the Banana man close and kissed him again.

While they were making out, the Apple man and Matt had other plans like fighting each other. They fought until they couldn't any longer. With both of them panting from the screaming and throwing chairs, they decided to separate for a while. But at that time, the Apple man snapped. He's had enough.
"FUCK YOU! FIRST YOU LIED ABOUT PAYING ME AND THEN YOU GOT ME INTO THIS MESS! I'M OUTTA HERE!!" Screamed the Apple man, with Matt STILL smiling even after his teeth fell out from getting beaten up and having an indent in his face from getting slapped.
Suddenly, just as the Apple man was about to barge out, banging could be heard from the door.. And then.. THE WHOLE DOOR BROKE DOWN AND A GROUP OF POLICEMEN CAME IN. The police men then tackled Apple man and Matt down and started asking them questions.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MATTHEW VIRGINIA!? YOUR DAYS OF SELLING ILLEGAL DRUGS AND FIREWORKS ARE OVER." Uh oh. Matt was sure in a pickle now. One he couldn't escape from. As the other policemen were asking that question, a ticking sound could be heard. "..What the HELL is that sound?!" Said one of the policemen. Uh oh AGAIN. You see.. Matt had planted a bomb in his very home. Originally, his plan was to sacrifice his home that had the Baguette man and Apple man, and then leave once Banana man came, having the house explode with everyone in it, and Matt leaving and renting a house in Vegas or something bought with his drug money so he could hide from the police.
We all know how badly that plan went, however, because the house exploded and Baguette man and Banana man could see it all the way from the park!
Banana man and Baguette man looked at each other and then laughed. Laughed like how they used to. Just like the good days. Everything that had happened was now behind them, and they were destined to get everything back to normal. After all that, Banana man and Baguette man put that mess under the bridge and lived.. But maybe not happily ever after.
End of the Apple man and Matt saga.

Good ending
Or... is it? Stay tuned for a new arc... 👅