"You want me to what? Travel with your mama?" Kourtney question confused while on the phone with Jason.
"She's your mama too fool I just want everything to go smoothly" Jason told her.
"Other than you, she runs off every boyfriend I ever had saying their nothing like daddy. I love you big bro, but I can't be in the same room as her without catching an attitude. And you know she's gonna pop me on my mouth" Kourtney tells him.
"Please for me" Jason beg, "can I tell you about the amazing sex I have been having?" Kourtney question him knowingly.
"Hell no" he answered in disgust, "there's your answer, see you in a few hours Jason" Kourtney answered and disconnected the call immediately.
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"I can't believe little Jason is getting married this weekend and am not going to be there" Ms. O'Neil complained.
"Of course your not going to be there, your wearing an ankle bracelet and it's not for fashion" Mrs. Pam Taylor told the woman.
"What's the girl like? And how's little Kourtney?" Ms. O'Neil question curiously, "Ms. O'Neil go on now I have to go to work, next!" Pam says seeing the long line in front of her that she has to go through.
Ms. O'Neil finally left the counter and a man approached as Pam phone went off, she checked it and noticed she got a text message.
"What?!" She says in disbelief at the text, "one minute baby" she says to the man at the counter and closed her section and went over to the next one.
"Sandra!" She says upset to her best friend, "Pam am busy, I know you see this long line we have out here" Sandra told her.
Pam closed her section not caring one bit about the customers, "What's the problem Pam?" Sandra asked with an attitude.
"I have tried to be nice to this girl, and you know by now that she should've come over to Brooklyn to meet me. You would not believe it, she sent me a text message, a text message! Talking bout she wants me to bring some baby pictures of Jason so she can put them in the wedding program. She treating me like am her secretary and not the mother-in-law to be. Well she got my Jason nose wide open about bring him to China, China! My Jason dont like nothing sweet & sour! This girl need to have more respect for me!" Pam vented frustrated.
"Why is your panties all in a wide when you told me that Jason hasn't met her family either?" Sandra questioned amused.
"Hefer, who's side you on? All this stuff going on and she text messaging me, when she can pick up a telephone and call me like am human being aaah. I don't play this, strike one" Pam rambles and held up one finger to Sandra.
"Don't forget about your anger management classes Pam calm down" Sandra warned her. Pam just walked back over to her station and open the window, she wasn't pleased to see the long line.
"Honey your gonna have to get back in line am going to lunch" Pam told the man in front and put the 'Closed' sign up and left.
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"Am gonna kill you Jason" Kourtney muttered as she texted Jason as she got onto the ferry with her Mom, Sandra, her cousin Malcolm and her Uncle Willie-Earl.
For the most part it was fun, they took pics with the ocean behind them, but Kourtney knew the fun wouldn't last long. Soon enough the ferry docks and they had to exit the ferry and go to the pickup area.
"Where's Willie-Earl?" Pam question curiously as to where he could've gone to.
"He could be anywhere" Malcolm answered not worried at all as they all walked with their bags in hand.
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"I see you've been around the world, you've got a few stamps in your passport" Willie-Earl flirts with Geneva.
"It's none of your business" she answered rolling her eyes, "just trying to have a polite conversation" he told her still smiling.
"Am sure whatever distance land you come from that line about stamps may work as a natural aphrodisiac. To me however, it's just country" Geneva told him and walked off.
"Nothing wrong with a little biscuit and gravey" he told her smirking, "oh please" Geneva muttered annoyed as she got into her taxi and told the driver to hurry up so she go leave.
"Don't walk away from you future!" Willie-Earl called after her smiling before the driver closed her car door.
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"That's what am talking about" Malcolm says smirk when he saw a white driver with white care with Pam's name on it.
Malcolm hands him some of the bags, "be careful with that" Pam told the driver, "he knows what he's doing" Malcolm told her as Kourtney went inside the back of the car first.
"Sandra, am trying to be nice. But who are they trying to impress? A car? A driver? Why couldn't they send someone from the family to pick us up? And where the hell is Jason?" Pam complained.
But Sandra wasnt paying her any attention, she was looking around smiling.
"What you looking at?" Pam questioned curiously, "what you think am looking at? It's August in New Vineyard, am looking for Barrack and Michelle" Sandra told her excitedly.
"Oh god" Pam says annoyed and got in the car leaving her friend outside.
Even after the got in they still had to wait for Willie-Earl to arrive, when he did, he got in the front with the driver.
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"Everybody out here has their own boat" Malcolm says as the drive pass the sea with multiple boats on the water.
"Am not getting on no boats around here. Feel like their taking you back to Africa" Willie-Earl comments, "this place is amazing" Sandra says smiling.
Kourtney has been here before but she kept that to herself as she text her boyfriend who missed the ferry.
"This is so beautiful, look at these houses" Sandra exclaimed as she looked out the window.
"Man" Malcolm says in awe.
"I was thinking that I could represent Jason's father. Say a few kind words over diner about love and marriage" Willie-Earl says.
This cause Pam to rolled her eyes, "oh, so now your a pro in marriage?" Sandra questioned amused.
"He could be" Malcolm says laughing with Kourtney in the back.
"So how many marriages have you had Willie-Earl?" Sandra questioned amused.
"Three" he muttered, "who?" Kourtney and Malcolm says laughing, "four, four, four times" Pam answered smiling.
This caused the whole car to laugh even harder, "I marriage one of them twice" Willie-Earl says like that justified it.
"And let's not forget that fiasco down in Mexico last year remember that" Sandra says laughing.
"Willie-Earl she was fine, I would a went to Mexico for that" Malcolm says think about it.
"What a brotha would do for the tacos" Willie-Earl says smirking.
"Hmmm, and a burrito and a rice and beans" Sandra says smiling, only to look at Pam seeing her pouting.
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Jumping the broom (COMPLETED)
FanfictionJason is marrying his girlfriend of 6 months and his mom is meeting her for the first time the weekend of the wedding. Jason also has a baby sister Kourtney who had already met his girlfriend and her family who's boyfriend is the cousin of the bride...
