Requested by:rabbyt_
Scythehammer
that fluff slay
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Scythe looking back at Banhammer while running from him looking back forward laughing.
"Your fast but you won't get away this time old lady!" Banhammer yelling at scythe chasing her holding onto his hammers handle.
That's when scythe saw a stick and purposely tripped over it as she sat there looking at Banhammer who was now now in front of her.
"Oh no! I've been caught how sad, good for ya banny!" Scythe now sitting there with a huge ass smug grin on her face.
"Fuck you." Banhammer now grabbed scythes legs dragging her across the dirt or grass whatever you want to imagine.
Scythe now getting dirt onto her pants and shoes
along with minor grass strains
"this hurts, pick me up!" Scythe protested pulling Banhammers tail back to her feeling herself getting lifted over onto Banhammers shoulder now.
Scythe now humming over Banhammers shoulder with her grabbing onto Banhammers hair at times just to get smacked in the leg after.
"Why did you fall on purpose, I didn't think you like prison that much." Banhammer now stopping in his tracks adjusting his hammer and scythes gear.
"It's not the prison banny, it's the person there." scythe added on to Banhammers comment waving around her tail into his face with it now pulled on.
Banhammer continued walking until he met the entrance to that of the prison where scythe is now moving her eyes onto other prisoners.
"Yer' don't expect me to stay do ya now?" Scythe now flipping off random people behind Banhammers back laughing.
"I don't, but you don't expect me to keep you here do you.?" Banhammer pushed scythe to the ground with him staring down.
"Take me to your home! you'll enjoy it and won't regret it." Scythe laid there on the floor with a smile against Banhammers seriousness towards her.
Banhammer now dragging her by the tail outside the prison to what seemed like a car surprising to Scythe expect she got thrown into the back.
"My house isn't something I expected ya to go." Banhammer looking at scythe who sat up staring at him now.
Time skip to them at Banhammers house cause why not
Scythe was sitting on Banhammers couch watching a documentary on cats while Banhammer was in the kitchen making something .
Banhammer walked in the living room holding a plate of cookies placing it on a mini table in front of the two with scythe quickly grabbing one.
"Food aggression much." Banhammer snickered watching scythe quickly eating the cookie giving him a dramatic side eye.
Scythe used her tail to smack banhammer on the arm from his comment with her tail sorta rattling slightly.
"How do yer' make cookies this good?.." scythe looking away from Banhammer moving her hand to grab another cookie from the plate.
Banhammer looked around for a moment "momma showed me." With him looking at the documentary showing cats sleeping together
Scythe nodded moving closer and closer to Banhammer to the point she was right on his shoulder Now leaning on him.
Banhammer looking over to scythe who was leaned onto his shoulder with him moving her on top of him hugging onto her.
"Yer' soft for someone who's dealing with prisoners." Scythe chuckled looking up at him with a smile.
"shut up." Banhammer leaned back on the couch still holding onto her with him flicking his tail around the couch.
Scythe wagging her tail grabbing onto Banhammers shoulders to pin him down onto his back against the couch.
"What the actual fu-" Banhammer got cut off by scythe cuddling up to his chest along with her weird giggles.
Banhammer trying to sit up as scythe would push him back down every time he did try to get up from the position they had been in.
"..mmm stay?" Scythe muttered still on his chest holding onto him with Banhammer sighing.
"Fine." Banhammer looked at scythe who was half asleep on him and hugging onto his in the slightest way.
Banhammer decided to just hold onto her for now with hearing the rattles coming from her tail sure found it annoying but he didn't wanna ruin the moment between the two on the couch.
Just like that they were laying together with them eventually asleep and hugging onto each other in it with the smallest smile from them.
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