☠️"poison cafe"☕️ subspace x banhammer

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requested by: notyoursonlymine4
hope it's correct
subhammer
forgot it was a ship
anyways Fluff
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subspace had been spamming Banhammer all day just to beg him to go to a cafe to talk to each other for once that wasn't on a screen.

Subspace entering the cafe just sitting at a booth waiting for Banhammer to come while looking around in the cafe and menu they had.

Subspace tapping a finger against the table sighing loosing hope at this point if Banhammer was even going to show up to the place.

As subspace was about to get up a taller figure appeared over him looking up to see Banhammer in front of him.

"Eeek! You made it!!" A overly happy subspace with a tired Banhammer who strangely enough just had something causal on this time.

"You wouldn't leave me alone 'bout it so I had to." Banhammer looking down at subspace sitting down on the other side facing him.

Subspace handing Banhammer a menu while looking at his own menu picking out what he wanted to get.

Subspace now just talking to Banhammer after figuring out what he wanted waiting on Banhammer now to pick out something.

After the two figured out what they wanted subspace got up with the menus going to the counter to put in a small order for the two.

Banhammer alone now just staring out the window at what was a tree filled with birds nearby the cafe.

Subspace coming back with the items the two had ordered with him taking his share of the tray eating at whatever he got from the place.

"Sooooo, what's up with ya?" Subspace looking at Banhammer with a happy like expression across his face.

"nothing much happening honestly." Banhammer just having a tired expression looking at subspace with his happy ass.

"cheer up at least! So drowsy for what??" subspace rolling his eyes laughing as well sipping at whatever he had to drink.

"I'm not- never mind." Banhammer scoffing from the word "drowsy" sure he probably was but he didn't think such.

Subspace picking up a piece of a muffin shoving it into Banhammers mouth with Banhammer flinching back from it.

Banhammer just grabbing subspaces arm moving it out the way from his face swallowing the muffin just shoved into his mouth.

"Mh- what the hell subspace-?" him just looking at a grinning subspace moving his hand to Banhammers.


" admit you liked it!" Subspace holding another piece in his opposite hand getting ready to do the same.

"You're not shoving another one into my mouth drop it now-" Banhammer watching subspaces other hand just holding another muffin.

Subspace frowning dropping the muffin back onto the plate just trying to pull his hand away from Banhammers grip now.

Banhammer blinking severely at subspaces frown sighing taking the muffin and eating it now for subspaces sake.

"So you did like it!!" Subspace squealed out in joy into a smile pointing at Banhammer who was just eating a muffin just looking at him.

Banhammer rolling his eyes still eating at the muffin not saying anything back to subspace while he just stared at him grinning.

Subspace moving next to Banhammer now gripping into his arm just yapping to him on his inventions.

Banhammer just listened to tired to even say anything to subspace about whatever he made that was new as it was probably something just illegal at this point.

"Are you done yet?" Banhammer sighed just waiting for it to stop with subspace pausing before shaking his head continuing.

About a hour later the two left the cafe and decided to just walk around crossroads together talking.

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