Phighting One shots request

🐍"rattles for a tattle" 🔨 scythte x Banhammer

requested by: mistyclovet
fluff idk
yippiee
ok I lied it's taking longer then expected so
Take this for now
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Scythe was sitting in a bar stool chugging down whatever she could not giving a shit if she was gonna be sober or not anymore.

Banhammer next to her half asleep against the table to it with him just there for moral support yet still drinking with the old lady to.

Scythe nearly falling off the stool spinning around in it smacking Banhammer each time with the rattle with her tail.

Banhammer grabbing her tail causing scythe to start squealing as loud as she could drinking at it's finest.

Letting go of the tail with the squealing stopping and chugging yet again more beer or whatever they had at the bar.

Banhammer getting up trying to leave not trying to be stuck there with scythe with him getting pulled back by his horns.

"Wha- care to dance~?" scythe jumping off the stool holding onto his shoulders now staring straight up at him with a droopy grin.

Banhammer looking down at scythe with a slight gulp getting dragged into the middle of the area with scythe leading him into a dance.

Scythe now dancing with Banhammer just giggling the whole time high ass bitch- with Banhammer just trying to follow her lead.

"Did yaaaaaa know~ I robbed the bank banny?" Scythe about to fall to the ground relying on Banhammer to keep her up.

"You what?!" Banhammer now looking at her shocked at the fact she just admit robbery to something.

"Do I get to rob yer' heart~?" Scythe grabbing onto Banhammers face with her grinning attempting to pull him down.

Banhammer pausing just looking down at scythe with a light purple blush across his face being held by scythe.

Scythe pulling him more down pulling Banhammer into a kiss just holding onto his shoulders during it (haha short woman.!)

Banhammer pulled away feeling scythe asking for more with scythe just hugging onto Banhammer looking straight up at him rattling her tail around.

with the rattle just getting slightly louder before scythe just squealing into Banhammer with her arms wrapped around him.

"st-stop it scythe.. your drunk enough already." with Banhammer picking scythe up to his level looking at her just trying to claw at him.

"Let me down banny! Yer' tall fuck" scythe moving around a bunch in Banhammers arms before stopping.

"At least get your act together old lady!" Dropping scythe down with her blinking for a moment processing it.

"Take me to yer' home banss.. or come to mine.?" Scythe clinging back onto Banhammer but from behind him with her wrapping her tail around him.

"Last time my house was a disaster is yours now so make way!" Banhammer throwing scythe over his shoulder before scythe started tapping him.

"What is it now old lady?" Scythe trying to get off his shoulder successfully doing so looking up at him.

"stayy.. still!" Scythe backed up behind Banhammer before running up jumping into his back.

Banhammer chuckling holding onto her legs walking out the bar towards what seemed like his car placing scythe in it.

time skip because the author is lazy af.

Scythe jumping onto her bed dragging Banhammer with her onto it grabbing onto his horns.

The two in scythes bed just hugging onto each other with scythe at times trying to pull Banhammer into a kiss her being drunk still with Banhammer Just pushing her away whenever.

Scythe got more clingy onto Banhammer purely hugged onto him while he was laying there just waiting for scythe to fall asleep so he could soon after her.

Eventually scythe did fall asleep on top of Banhammer which sucked but it still meant he could sleep so he drifted asleep along with scythe slowly after she did.

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ok guys the rest are coming soon I swear don't maul me yet.