Lizzie was about to cut the next demon who assumed she was a prostitute. She was only handing out flyers for the hotel but the majority of the people thought she was looking for a good fuck. With a defeated sigh, Lizzie went back to the hotel. Vaggie was sitting in a dark room in front of the broken TV, watching the very bad edit shots of the commercial. She let out a frustrating groan.
"I'm guessing the commercial sucks," Lizzie offered with a sorry smile.
"Very," Vaggie muttered. Lizzie took a seat next to her as Alastor entered the room. "And where did you go? I could have used your help."
"Oh, I went to promote the hotel in my way," Lizzie answered as she handed Vaggie one of her flyers.
It was a huge headliner saying 'Come Stay at the Hazbin Hotel.' There was a drawing of the hotel but the background was half of Hell. The Hell half had more drawings of demons and sinners killing looking sad while forming a line outside the hotel. The other half of the background was of Heaven, where everything's supposed to be bright and...well...a complete paradise. On that half, the demons turned into angels with a smile on their face. The bottom of the flyer informed everyone of the idea about the hotel being a rehabilitation center for those who want to get into Heaven.
"You did this?" Vaggie breathed happily, touched that word is going out there about the Hazbin Hotel.
Lizzie let out an annoyed groan while Alastor sat on the couch in front of them. "I did the best I could, but people either threw the paper away or used it when they were jacking off in front of me," she said in utter disgust.
Alastor heard what happened, which made his grin grew wider. "Is that all that happened?" he sang in a way that said don't leave the best part out.
"Those bitches had what was coming to them!" Lizzie argued.
"Had what coming to them?" Vaggie questioned.
"Yes, Lizzie, do tell," Alastor said.
Lizzie let out a breath and admitted, " I was sick and tired of everyone trying to fuck with me so I tore their little dicks off and shoved it down their throats."
"And..."
"And I might have tore a few of their tongues off to shove it up their ass." Vaggie sighed in disappointment, but she had to admit it was pretty funny. "Again, those fucking cunts think they're the shit, so I thought maybe they should taste it."
"Might be one of your finest work, my little doe," Alastor complimented.
Lizzie tried not to squeal at his mini praise. Thought she did shriek in excitement when he called her his little doe
Vaggie was annoyed with the radio demon. "Ugh, este pendejo," she muttered then glared at him. "Why are you even here?"
"For the entertainment," Alastor stated as though it's his only reason. "And I heard of Lizzie's little sausage spree and I thought I congratulate her." He appeared behind Lizzie and patted her head. "So congratulations."
Wow, this is the best evening ever! Lizzie beamed mentally but she couldn't hide the stars on her eyes.
"Is that all?" Lizzie wondered.
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Stayed Gone 》Hazbin Hotel
Fanfiction"Heaven doesn't listen. They didn't listen to me. They turned their backs on Lizzie. Now, they're not going to listen to you." 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Many years ago, word had gotten out that Lucifer and Eve have a child together. Heaven was appalled that the off...
