Stayed Gone 》Hazbin Hotel

Seven

Vaggie and Charlie left the hotel to see if they could recruit any more guests. Angel and Lizzie were left alone, so they decided to tell stories of their life before the hotel. Lizzie felt her stomach crunch from all the laughter she's been doing. Angel Dust was in the middle of telling her a funny story about an incident that happened at the studio.

Angel tried to catch his breath while he was saying, "So, the guy crashes into the wall, right? The boar's head drops and lands on his head." Lizzie doubled over and laughed some more. "Wait, wait, wait, here's the best part. So, he tries to take it off but the thing is superglued to his head! So, the cameraman went to yank it off, yet he managed to get his crotch stuck in the boar's mouth. They were both freaking off and started shaking each other, but it just looked like the cameraman was getting his dick sucked while the other guy's dick was twirling everywhere!"

Lizzie placed her head on his shoulder while her fist banged on the armrest. "Tell me you have it recorded?"

Angel scoffed. "I might have made a copy or two. The guy's dick is flapping around, you don't pass an opportunity like that up."

"Let me ask you this in a personal manner?" Lizzie began once she regained her breath. "Is the dick better when it's tall and skinny or short and wide?"

"As long as they know how to use it, I don't fucking care."

Angel felt his phone vibrate. He pulled it out and mentally groaned when it was another missed call from Valentino. Ever since Angel packed his bags to move into the hotel, Valentino's been blowing up his phone. Valentino would sound sweet in one message like saying how he misses him then change his mood in the next by calling Angel a bitch.

The door to the hotel opened. Charlie let out a tired breath before crashing onto the couch across from them.

"Soooo? How'd it go?" Angel asked, even though it was obvious recruiting failed.

"Not a single new recruit," Vaggie answered with a sigh.

Angel shrugged and said, "Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?"

As he checked his phone, there was a knock on the door. Vaggie walked over and opened it to find Sir Pentious behind it with his hat in his hands.

"Why, hello my dear -" Sir Pentious started to greet but was cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face. "Ah!" He fell back when Vaggie brought out her spear and pointed it at him. Sir Pentious cowered in fear when the tip was pointed at his neck. He quickly held up his hand to do a peace sign. "Wait, wait, wait! I come in peaccce."

Vaggie didn't lower her guard as Charlie and Lizzie appeared behind her. "What are you doing here?"

"Penny!" Lizzie greeted happily as she walked around Vaggie to help Sir Pentious up. "Long time no see! It's good to see you again!"

Sir Pentious's eyes widened as he brought Lizzie toward his arms. "Oh, Lizzzie, I swear I'm not here to fight," he lied. He pulled away. "I, uhh, I heard that your sister's helping people. People who want to be better?"

Lizzie raised her brow at him with a doubtful look. She's been around Sir Pentious enough times to know that he's a terrible liar. She was about to grill him and force the real reason out of his mouth until she heard Charlie gasp. 

Charlie rushed over and grabbed Sir Pentious's hands before saying, "You heard right." She soon dragged him inside the hotel. Vaggie stood behind with a glare while Lizzie had an amused smile. "Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our -"

Angel appeared from the door and cut Charlie off. "Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago!" Sir Pentious hid behind Charlie. "And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?"