💙🧪Intoxicated💀💙 (Sonic au)

Assistant to the Lady

Tw! Blood, gore, death, smoking

Shadow

I walked down the dark sidewalk, staring up at the night sky.

The only thing I could see on the empty sidewalk was the grey smoke from the cigarette in my lips.

I knew they were bad for me and Rouge always tried to get me to go to these seminars to help with addiction but I hardly ever went.

My inner organs regenerated anyways, and besides, I don't age and I can't exactly die.

I blew out and then ran the cigar along the brick wall to put it out.
I then tossed it into an ashtray on a trash can.

It was quiet nights like this that I would usually find Sonic roaming the streets.

He loved night walks, they were his favorite. When the towns were quiet and hardly anyone or any paparazzi were out to bombard him. Besides, he always had a hard time sleeping so he did them to get his energy out.

I'd usually walk along the sidewalks as well and then we'd walk together until one of us decided to head home.

I chuckled at the memory, and sighed.
I missed that.

I decided it was time to start heading home when I heard the familiar clicking of heels on concrete.

"Hi Shadow~"

I quickly turned and was met with a playful emerald gaze, and my heartbeat immediately jumped.

Sonic stood clearly in the light of the street lamp we were under. He wore his white sweater and green skirt, his black gloves and shoes blending in with the shadows. His hands were behind his back and he was slightly leaning to face me.

I gasped and jumped back.
"Sonic?!?" I barked. "What the hell are you doing here?!?"

"Shhh! Not so loud, silly!" He giggled, placing one of his fingers to my lips.
He took his finger away and I felt something wet and warm on my lips.

I wiped it off and saw the red stain on my glove.
Blood.

He had blood on his hands.
I flinched, I felt like throwing up. He noticed my horror and disgust.

"Oh whoops, probably should have wiped my hands off before coming over to see you! I'm sorry, I just saw you walking by and wanted to say hi!" He chirped, while wiping his hands off on his tall boots.

He then smirked and wrapped his arms around my neck. I cringed for a moment but nervously placed my hands on his hips.

"How are you, darling?~" he purred, placing his palm on my muzzle and gently caressing it with his thumb.

"I don't know, embarrassed, confused, conflicted, annoyed, and a bit angry? What are you doing to me..." I mumbled, feeling my face turn red.

"I bet I can make you feel better, hmm...I bet..."

He then whispered in my ear some extremely dirty ideas and I turned bright red. I pushed him away, extremely flustered and confused.

"What the fuck, Sonic?!?" I yelped.

"No? Alright, well do you still wanna take me up on those drinks we discussed the other night?" He giggled.

"Sonic what- UGH! What am I doing?!? You're a criminal! But I, how, you, augh!" I groaned, rubbing my face, feeling so many emotions fill my mind.

He watched me with a smirk, and placed a hand on his hip.

"Hey, listen, I have to go take care of something real quick, maybe we can talk later? I can visit you anytime! You still have my number, mmkay?" He purred, starting to walk away.

"Wait what, hold on!" I gasped.

He was already on the run, a blue streak.

I groaned and chased after him, my air shoes kicking up and into life.
They were definitely slower since I hadn't run in a while. I almost always did races with Sonic, so I was exercising almost every other day.

I skidded to halt and noticed the streak had stopped, I looked around and noticed a dark alley and figures moving around in it.

I walked in, knowing it was Sonic.

"Sonic! Listen I-"

Then I froze and my dinner threatened to come back up.

Laying out on the ground was the corpse of a mobian. Their organs were splayed out of their stomach and one of their eyes were rolled back in their head. The other one had been removed from the socket and was in Sonic's grasp, being held between his finger and his thumb.

Another person, an alive one, stood next to him. They were a chocolate brown eyed ferret mobian had short fluffy teal and purple hair, with a golden brown pelt.
They had on a white button up with a nice vest and suit pants. They were a decent inch shorter than Sonic, but without the heels they would probably be the same height.

They looked up at me as I stopped there in the alley, my face turning pale.

"Boss!" They said. "We've got a witness! Do you need me to take care of them?"

Sonic looked up and smirked.
"Come to watch my work, Shadsy?"

I swallowed, trying to keep my stomach from losing it, but finding it hard to get anything out.

"Shadsy? This is the Shadow dude you've been talking about?" The ferret said.

"Yes, this is him, I was just talking to him! Did you miss me that much, honey?" He purred, dropping the eyeball and walking up to me, and placing a hand on my cheek.

I slapped his hand away and growled.

"Ooh, feisty now, are we?" He giggled.

"Why are you doing this? You never hurt and killed people before!" I said. "And who the fuck is that?!?" I barked, pointing to the ferret.

"Well one, I'm a changed person now Shadow, and it's a lot more long and convoluted than that which we can talk about over some drinks like I suggested. And two, this is my assistant, Reaneu! Isn't he the best?!?" Sonic squealed, hugging the ferret.

Reaneu was a lot more feminine bodied and had a feminine voice so I could only guess that he was trans. But he looked no more than 17 or 16.

"Thanks Boss." Reaneu chuckled, blushing out of embarrassment.

"You're just a little helpful goober and I love ya!" Sonic squealed, scooping him into a bear hug and picking him slightly off the ground and shaking him.

I huffed.
Sonic giggled and set the ferret down and then walked back over to me.

"Now, we have to get going soon, and also, thanks for not telling me off to GUN!" Sonic chirped.

"Wait...how did you know about that?" I gasped.

"I have my ways, darling~" He purred, wrapping his arms around my neck.

I felt my face heat up once more and he started to run his fingers through my tied back quills.

"Now, why don't you continue being a good boy  and keep my identity secret, mmkay?" He whispered, getting extremely close to my face.

I felt my tail start to wag against my will and soft purrs escaped me.

"Pfft! Looks like someone has a praise kink!" Laughed Reaneu. "By the way, boss! We're ready to go!"

"Okay, Ren! I'll see you later, my love."

He then kissed me on the lips again and stepped away, running off with Reaneu over the skyline.

I just stood there in shock and then looked down at the body. I gagged and then left the hall. Someone else would take care of it. I didn't want Tower bothering me about it tomorrow if I reported the body.

My mind then drifted back to what Sonic said earlier... a changed person...changed how?

Maybe I would take him up on those drinks...