"A-Zhe, it's nearly nine," Hanguang-Jun reminds his sister.
"Wangji, I know. Bailin and Xiquan are just walking back with me," Lan Zhe explains.
Before he could reply, a loud crash sounds from the room of Jiang Cheng, Wei Ying, Xiquan, and I. Hanguang-Jun frowns in confusion, and I freeze. I know what's going to happen next. Hanguang-Jun pushes open the door to find... Nie-gongzi and Jiang-ge on top of Wei-ge....
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"What are you three doing?" Hanguang-Jun questions while I facepalm.
Nie-gongzi and Jiang-ge immediately scramble off of Wei-ge and sit up, looking more guilty than ever. "Please take note that you are cleaning this up... Wei-ge and Jiang-ge..." I tell them..
"Ahhhh?!" Wei-ge gasps.
"What?! You guys make a mess and expect your lil sis and Xiquan-Jie to clean up after you?" I ask.
"Okay..." Wei-ge agrees reluctantly.
Meanwhile, Jiang-ge stays silent, causing me to glare at him.
"What?!" Jiang-ge scream-asks.
"Noise is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses," Lan Wangji snaps.
"Get to cleaning! What else?" I say, 100% done with their idiocy.,
"Hah!? Right now???It's almost nine!" Wei-ge whines.
"There's NO WAY I am sleeping in this mess!!" I complain.
"Then clean it up yourself! I'm going to sleep," Wei-ge declares before flopping on the bed and turning his back to us.
"I-......................... WEI WUXIAN!!! GET YOUR- Oh, wait, swearing is prohibited ... Okay... WEI WUXIAN GET UP AND CLEAN THIS MESS RIGHT NOW!!!" I shout quietly. "JIANG WANYIN, YOU TOO!!!" I add. Jiang Cheng, unlike Wei Wuxian (who didn't move) actually gets up and somewhat starts to clean, but stops when he sees Hanguang-Jun standing there...
"What?" I ask.
"H-Hanguang-Jun..." Nie-gongzi greets with an awkward bow.
Are these three idiots or something?? Wei-ge DID answer Lan Qiren's questions during class today... Though they weren't really hard... I decide to declare them stupid.
"Okay idiots," Xiquan says, "Let Hanguang-Jun decide your punishments BUT clean up before you go... NOW." I give her the thumbs up.
"I can accept the punishment part, not the cleaning part..." Wei-ge declares, sitting up.
"What about this mess, then?" I demand.
"You can clean up, xIaO mEiMeI," Wei-ge says, getting up and walking over to us.
"I-" Before I finish, Jiang-ge and Nie-gongzi run past me, and the next second, I hear gagging sounds...
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Wei-ge quickly closes the door and locks them out. Wow WeI-gEgE, lOcKiNg YoUr YoUNgeR SiB OUt NOw, ArE yOU?! Poor Jiang Cheng... Lol...
I look back from the door and....
"WEI WUXIAN, WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU DO!" Xiquan panics.
"WANGJI?!" Lan Zhe stares with an O_O face.
"WHAT THE F– FOX DUNG YAOGUAI?!" I exclaim.
Wei-ge sweat drops and tells us to shush as he makes Hanguang-Jun drink a cup of liquor.
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*BONG*
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".........................What-" I say, shocked.
"The," Xiquan continues,
"Actual," Wei-ge gasps,
"Fuck?!" Lan Zhe finishes.
lE gAsP from Wei-ge. "YOU LANS CAN SWEARRRRRR!?" he exclaims.
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Not a Dream - Wei Bailin (OC Insert)
Fanfiction"One moment or perhaps even a second, I was walking peacefully down the road with my friends, heading over to the boba store. Next moment, everything was pitch black" Wei Bailin is the youngest sister of Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng and Wei Xiquan (who a...
