SBG Oneshots For The Soul [REWORKING]

Murder Drones Au on crack?! 😼

Their names in this au :3 (Logan, Taylor and Tyler's names don't change

Ash Doorman (Ashlyn)
SD-A (Aiden)
SD-E (Ben)
SD-B (Barron)
SD-J stays the same because I couldn't think of anyone :P
Tyler
Taylor (couldn't think both of their last names tbh)
Logan

Btw I forgot to include this, Lily is Cyn btw :3

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Basically Ash and Logan's relationship in an nutshell:

Ash: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Logan: KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS

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SD-A, through the speaker: Hey Ash? Can I uh... Borrow 10k?

Ash, on the other side: are you kidding me... What do you even need 10k for?!

SD-A: an... escape room...?

Ash: what kind of escape room needs 10k?!

SD-A: ...

SD-A: prison...

Ash:

Ash, sighing: I'll be there at 9

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Teacher: Ash, one drone per seat

Ash, with SD-A next to her and both are sharing the same seat: bite me!

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Logan: why tf do you hate me so much?!

Ash: you almost killed my boyfriend at prom!

Logan:

Ash:

Logan:

Ash: I MEANT COMPANION I CAN EXPLAIN-

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SD-A: Hey Ash, remember how we met?

Ash: I bumped into you and we had a 1v1 then you proceeded to break in my colony and stabbed me then your team mates found you and they injected you with a virus and I saved you then we have a 2v2 with your teammates and I blew your leader's head off and the other one was unconscious and I left the colony and we found your cousin and now I live here? Yeah, I do remember

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Logan, when he was a child: *sniff* w-what did you do to my parents!

Barron, drinking a hand: 5 starts, the oil tastes yummy, and it's warm!

Logan, sobbing on the floor: oh tell me why JcJenson?! Why must I meet this fate!-

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(Back in the mansion)

B: what are you?! Some kind of animal?!

A: hey! That's ru-

Lily: In exactly 3AM your limbs will get ripped out and you will drink your own oil until the sun rises and no one will hear your screams

J: Lily what the fU-

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Ash: you're telling me that you have a crush on my cousin that's a fucking murderer that almost killed my murder drone friends?