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4: Whores In The Floors

•How Shalnark learned how to use a hot air balloon.

Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or I will no longer make recaps at top of chapter>:(

Pashhhhchhhh flick flick FIRE

That's how hot air balloon start going up up. Because the troupe had asked Shal for uppies.

The fire go 🔥🔥🔥 but then someone pulled out their trusty fire extinguisher, but before they could use it Shal was like >:0

And so he stopped them from blowing out the fire that he worked so hard on creating.

Arson👍

So the itzy bity spiders were going up the hot ballon, and down the water spout. This because hot air balloon is complete safe, and not at all obvious, form of escapition.

But then some mafia guy rolled his eyes cuz his coworkers dum dums, and accidental saw balloon.

Then he was all like "IT'S A RAINBOW GUYS!!" Cuz hot balloons are colorful, to avoid detection.

And then his friend were all like.

"Wow that rainbow sure is rainbowing unsuspiciously away from us:0"

"Rainbow, rainbow is and then but rainbow and so, when they, um they wheel, basically yeah but but the rainbow it's not, um, rainbow don't rainbow, so then um then rainbow go away, but it rainbow no no yeah, um rainbow."

"Shut up, Greg."

"Grog."

"Shut up, 'GrOg'."

Wellzers, they start watching as rainbow go up up and away. And they like, watch rainbow, because rainbow pretty. And obviously if it has color it a rainbow.

"Yo, why's that rainbow balloon shaped?"

"Would ya look at that, pardner, it is balloon shaped."

Well golly gee, how were they supposed to figure that out. So then, then someone was all like psshcww, bang bang, "it's the troupe!"

So then they all played rock paper scissors, to see who has to drive.

Which is because they no no have licenses. You wanna know who yes yes have license?

Shark Tank.

He's a great role model, and responsible adult. He got all his licenses, for cars and hot air balloons🥳🥳

But then they had to land ballon:(

So Uvo was all like, dw guys, I got this. And started going bang bang pow all over them mafia. I recommend going back to chapter 1, for more information on the bang bang pow happening.

But thens, thens some spooder asked Shal "y u have a hot air balloon license??"

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"Shalnark," Machi's voice rang through his ears, forcing him to tear his eyes away from his cards, "why do you have a balloon license anyways?"

"Hey," Shalnark refrained from groaning as he lost the card game again, "don't call it a 'balloon license' it makes it sound like I'm a circus clown."