HxH Illegal Knowledge

2: Trick Tower, Pussy Power

What happened during the time at Trick Tower with all the applicants who passed waiting at the bottom

Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or I'll unyassify Killua and turn him into a regular looking prepubescent boy.

Schwwhhooosh was essentially the sound the sliding brick doors made as they opened. Except for a bit more.. grainy, y'know?

Hisoka had just had a very fun little battle against this Hunter guy.

So, so basically Hisoka went in, and then all these candles lit up with a hhvvvuvuwhooshh. They were strangely green for some reason.

Magic, I guess.

And then the Hunter guy was all like "Howdy pardner, how's the wife?"

Knowing full well that Hisoka was single and all, because when he was born he had a Hisoka born birth, Hisoka born when. Alzheimer's. So Hisoka was born and, when he was born he birthed and burned and he born. So yeah, basically born

But before Hisoka could make it back to the bat cave, the Hunter exam guy popped out of his grave. And started tossing sharp boomerangs at him. Which isn't a very kind thing to do to your friends.

And then Hisoka was like, backflip backflip backflip, boom! somersault, psshhhhk, more acrobatics! And then he shot the Hunter guy, but without a gun, or shooting. So basically he didn't shoot the Hunter guy.

And then Hunter guy was like :0

And so then, then Hunter guy was like, "guess what, more sharp boomerangs!"

And then it was Hisoka's turn to be all like :0

And then the boomerangs were like :) and went sliceeeee, swishhhhh, slicceee, and so Hisoka had a few cuts and ouchies.

And Hisoka didn't like that much, or maybe he did, we aren't sure. So Hisoka caught the boomerangs and the Hunter guy was like 😧and the boomerangs were like 😦 because they don't have eyebrows.

And then Hisoka was like stab stab, and the Hunter guy died.

And so Hisoka got to the base of trick tower alive, with slight injuries. And then after that Gittarackur, more frequently referred as glitter cracker or guitar cracker, and Hanzo, more frequently referred as the bald ninja turtleᵀᴹ or Mr. Clean (derogatory), followed as number two, and number three.

And after that they only showed us a few glimpses of the base of trick tower. Not enough to really understand what went on.

Yoshihiro Togashi was hiding something, clearly. So here's my uneducated, unqualified, unprofessional guess.

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"Do they seriously expect us to, I don't know," Some Applicant, that Hisoka never bothered to put a name to, groaned, "just fucking sit here in silence for the next twenty hours?"

"I have to admit, it's getting quite boring."

Hisoka just looked away, and returned his attention to the card tower he was building. Finding no interest in that conversation.