HxH Illegal Knowledge

1: Whipping out the good ol' shovel

(though whether or not he even existed in the first place is still up for question)

•what happened between Uvogin and Kurapika while they were headed to a new location to fight at

Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or else I'll get bullied by writer's block again

So, so basically, basically Uvogin was fighting these shower beats guys, right? And, like, he couldn't move so he was like Bang Bang, pow! Right?

Well, well then one of the shower beats guys were like 😧 and then went pssshcggdsh, and then died, y'know?

And then- then, then Uvogin was like "Rawwrrrr" but, like, really loudly.

So then one of them was like "Ouchie! My eardrums!" And also died.

But the Uvogin still couldn't move, so he was like "Wowza, that's not very good!"

And so Shizuku, certified woman, went "yeehaw" and pulled out her trusty vacuum. And then that problem was solved.

Happy ever after!!

But then, Kurapika was like "I will not allow this!" because he's all emo and can't speak like normal person. And then he went lasso your ass-o

And then Uvogin was like "Wowza, I'm gettin' kidnapped" and got flung into the air.

And so Uvogin was kidnapped. But then the troupe came to save him. And then he was like "Hm, what if I go hunt down my kidnapper!"

And then Shalnark, bumble bee enthusiast, was like "Yippee ki-yay! I'll help!" And that's because Uvogin is, secretly, a bumble bee.

And so Uvo tracked down Kurapika. And then Kurapika went "let's go somewhere far far away."

And Uvo was like, "sure, that sounds safe!"

And that's where we'll start this chapter, pardner.

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"Wait here," Kurapika turned on his heel, walking off without another word.

"If you run away, I'll track you down to the ends of the earth," Uvogin warned, leaning forward a bit, "And I won't be so generous to you then."

Kurapika didn't even turn around, still walking as he calmly replied, "Trust me, I have no intentions on running."

"Good."

"Good." Kurapika parroted, resisting the urge to punch the annoying bastard in the face right here and now.

"Good."

"Good- ..just wait here."

Kurapika disappeared down a hallway, coming back a few minutes later. His trusty shovel in hand.

Uvogin just gave him an unimpressed stare, "You're a cocky brat, aren't ya?"

"It'll be necessary for burying you, that's all."

Uvogin snarled, adding an ugly look to his already ugly face. Respectfully.

"I assume I'm driving, since.." Kurapika paused, glancing at Uvogin, looking him up and down analytically, "..I doubt someone like you knows how to drive."