Illumi's real name
Taking a break from shrine building, because it's harder than expected and I might be on a watchlist now
Consume sustenance, partake in refreshments, and allow yourself to restore your health via a good night's rest
When two people love each other very much, they sit in a tree and K-I-S-S.
This may seem as an abnormal activity to partake in. Yet it is, unfortunately, quite commonplace. Certain individuals will even do such acts in public.
Eventually, Silva and Kikyo Zoldyck started to K-I-S-S. And, eventually they bang bang, Pow, powed romantically. Bow chicka bow wow.
"Yuck" -Illumi, age negative 9 months
This is commonly referred to as a public display of affection. And is still up to a public debate as to whether it is acceptable.
When two people sit in a tree and K-I-S-S, they often fall in love. This is due to a mental defect common in most individuals. There is no known way to rid yourself of such defect, except to evolve.
How does one ascend past their human barriers, and protect themselves against the power of love?
In this tutorial, "Illumi" will show you ten quick and simple ways to remove all human emotion and become god. Or, at least, adopt a god in cat form.
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Step one: disconnect.
When Illumi was just born, his parents had decided an unfitting name for him.
A name with meaning. Emotions.
It was filthy.
So he changed it, and refused to go by his birth-given name.
Yet, he soon became of age for the emotions to start trying to break his mental barriers.
In order to fight them off, he had to get rid of all sense of comfort in his life. And , after destroying all his belongings, he moved onto people.
"Grandfather."
"R̴̗̱͉͇̰͛̆̒̀Ȅ̶̗D̶͚͚̮̻̓̾̽̌̾́̚A̵͙̐͂͗͐͐̕͝C̸̙̭̘͉̦̯͇͂́̿̋T̸̪̏ͅĖ̵̞̩̗͍̾̐̈́̋D̵̢̥̠͊" Zeno replied, his eyes flicking over to the young boy.
Illumi stared. His eyes boring into Zeno's, head tilted to the side. After a long few minutes, Zeno finally gave in.
"Illumi." He corrected, looking back down at his book as he took a sip of his tea. Already feeling the headache coming on.
"May I kill you?" Illumi finally asked, still staring. His hands folded in front of him, nails sharpening into claws before going back to normal.
"You may not."
"A pity." Illumi turned and walked away without another word. A hint of disappointment in his eyes.
Step two: kill him anyways.
Unfortunately, this part had a very low success rate. Yet, Illumi left Zeno with quite a few scars to remind him of the night. And mental scars, as well.
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