if all the tf 2 mercenaries appear in the hazbin hotel universe. The story takes place in an alternative timeline where the mercs go and get engineer but don't get heavy's sister. But because they have taken a lot of time admin manages to kill them...
-Hmmph!-charlie -So how'd it go? -Not a single new recruit. -Yeah. Well, who would want to use their last days not fucking and fighting? -Why, hello, my dear...-alastor The mercs abd vaggie raised their weapons -Wait wait wait!I come in peace.- sir pentios -What are you doing here?-vaggie -Vaggie what's the problem? -Oh, hello again. I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh...I heard that you're helping people.People who want to be better? -You heard right.-charlie-Welcome to our home of healing.Our resort of restoration. Our... -Are you fucking nuts?-vaggie -This chump was trying to kill us, like-demoman-literally 6 hours ago.And now you want to bring him in here to live with us?
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-Absolutely!This place is about second chances.And who deserves one more than this...slithery... slippery... special little man. -Aren't you supposed to protect this place?-vaggie Charlie looks at her with puppy eyes -I... guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine or even with the war machine. - as we are talking about the war machine- engineer -No i have not built another one for you to take down. Also thank you for accepting me!-pentios -dammit- engi -Sir Pentious!Welcome to the Hazbin hotel! -Oh, no darling, thank you.You won't regret this. -So... this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and, oh, this, this is... -Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.-vaggie -Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our new guest!Over here we have our maid Niffty. -The bad boy is back.Never leave me again. -We're about eighty percent sure she's harmless.- Charlie -And over here we have...Oh, uh, Alastor, our gracious Facility Manager!You've met our newest guest,Sir Pentious... Heh heh. -Ah, yes. You're the one who ruined my coat.I definitely remember you now. -Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson.How to apologize.The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong,Why don't you give it a try? -Yes, um... Mr, um, Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat... Um, here...
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-Oh-ho, not many people have been able to take even this much off me.-alastor -It must have meant quite a lot to you. -Now! With a new resident,I think it's important we all get to know each other, so we are going to play a little game. -ok we're out - spy said and everyone of the mercs left expect pyro -Everyone, follow me.-charlie-My name is Charlie. claps -I like to sing. claps -And when we get to know each other, it's the greatest thing. -My name's Sir Pentious.-claps-I like to build.-claps-And despite my stupid Egg Bois,I think I'm very skilled. - hohohohohorohorho- pyro claps- hohohorhrohro-claps- hoooooohooooooo-claps -This is stupid.- angel - This is not stupid it's just the game Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same. -I am too sober for this. -Well, get used to it and learn how to play.This is going to be your whole day.
