Mann Co Reborn (hazbin hotel x team fortress 2 fanfic)(Taking A Break)

chaper 1 - i guess we are not most men

-Where are we - heavy asked- last thing i remember... THAT BASTARD HE'S GONNA PAY.
- the last thing i remember is seeing a big flash- said sniper
- well i guess we are in hell or something-responded demoman.
- wait that's impossible when i died god was standing before me and then he revived me. He said i was a gift to humanity.
- ye... Scout next time use less drugs- responded spy.
And then a grayish- colourless hand pulled out of nowhere and took scout, it went through the gates and the man standing there was surprised on what happened. And when the others tried climbing the stairs, the stairs vanished and they fell through.
- ok that was weird, i guess scout wasn't on drugs after all- said spy.- but still why are we in hell.
- that's a good question - responded medic- i might have sold our souls to a demon to make sure we defeated classic heavy...
- you... You... WHAT- responded demoman
- wait where's miss Pauline - asked engi.
- i have no idea to be honest - demo answered.
- ok guys calm down. I know the situation may look hopeless but as we saw by scout we can go in heaven. Most men can't go from hell to heaven...
As he said that a TV news started playing.
-Welcome back!
So Charlotte,
- It's Charlie.

- Whatever. Tell us about this
new passion project you've been
insistently pestering
our news station about!
-Well... As most of you know, I was born here in Hell and, growing up, I always tried to see the good in everything around me. Hell is my home, and you are my people. We-- we just went through
another extermination. We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year, and no one is even given a chance!
I can't stand by while the place I live is
subjected to such violence!
So, I've been thinking... isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an
alternative way to change souls through...redemption? Well, I think yes! So that's what this project aims to achieve. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm
opening the first of its kind,a hotel that
rehabilitates sinners!
- due to new revaluation. I guess we aren't most men.

Later:

-So i guess this is the hotel she was talking about.- spy said.
As they came close to the hotel they saw the name "happy hotel"
- yes i think it's this building - said heavy
- CAN YOU OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR- soldier screamed.
- soldier we don't want to make a bad first impression - said engi- it's please.
- oh ok. CAN YOU PLEASE OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.
- that's much better-said demo.
- i think we have new guests - said vaggie
- WAIT REALLY I'LL GOT GET THEM- responded Charlie.

As she opened the door she heard spy saying
- no soldier if you want to be polite you shouldn't say fucking.
-oh ok - said soldier. CAN YOU PLEASE SAY SHOULDN'T FUCKING OPEN THE DOOR.
- that was... nvm- said spy- oh wait there's a person on the door. Hi my name's spy.
- wait isn't that the girl from the news-said sniper
- me? Yes I'm Charlie nice to meet you.
*Happy pyro noises*
- what did he say- she asked
- pyro? He just liked your song. That does like incide every demon is a rainbow or something -said engineer
- thanks... I guess? Now let's go and show you around. This is vaggie- my girlfriend and this is angel dust, the only other hotel member
- how informal we haven't even introduced ourselves - said spy.- this is soldier, pyro,heavy,demoman,engi,medic and sniper.
- uhh ok? - responded Charlie
- we would prefer you to call us by our class names.-spy
- i mean if you want i don't mind
- are we sure we can trust these guys- vaggie
- everyone can be a good person if they just try so let's give them a chance.
- if that's what you want then ok
After some time the doorbell rang again.
- who could that be.- Charlie asked
She went to open the door and after she opened it she saw somebody and slammed it.
- it's the radio demon.