Mann Co Reborn (hazbin hotel x team fortress 2 fanfic)(Taking A Break)

chapter 5- hell is forever

As Charlie entered the building to meet Adam she signed a contract and then she entered the room. There was adam the man himself sitting on a table and next to him lute- an angel in her extermination costume.
- Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad
asked me if I could meet you.
- Yeah, I know.

- Okay, well, it's nice to meet you.
Totally. Nice to meet you, too.
As Charlie touched him he flickered
-Ha! I got you.
Did you see that?
- Uh, so wait, you aren't here?-charlie
-No, you think I'd come
down there? No. I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty f*ckin' hardcore, don't get me wrong. But, it's such a bummer, man. Everything down there's just so "eugh" ya know?
- so there's this project I've been working ok, that i really wanted you to know.
- slow down
- Hey, hey, hey, slow down. We
got time. How about we get to know
each other a little, mm? How about some lunch? You hungry? I got you!
Here's my personal favourite.
You'll love it.
- uh, thanks
As she said that the hologram flickered once again
-I got you again, !Haha fuckin hilarious! Haha!

Few hours later

- So I was playin' this
gig, and for some reason
this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like,do you know who I am?I'm Adam. So anyway, then we fucked,and it was awesome.What'd you do this weekend?-adam

-Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam? That means you... Oh that makes more sense. Adam, you seem like a smart... well, stand up guy.Uh-huh.And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker,a revolutionary, a... a genius!
-I mean, your words, babe.
-Who would really love to put his name on something.
-i love putting my name on shit.shit's the best.
-It's a solution to our biggest
problem!
-Oh, herpes.Yeah, that's a bitch.
-No! Our other biggest problem.
-Oh, uh... ugly people? Math? Global warming? Nah, wait that's Earth's problem. Umm...When you take her out
for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check, but you're like "Hey I thought you wanted equality"
-No!Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell.
-Ohh! Well, that's not a problem!
We got that covered. Lute, how many
demons did you kill this year?
-Got a good 275 this year, sir.
-Whoa, Badass!Awesome job, danger
tits! Pound it.
- heya, sup
- scout I'm busy I'm talking with someone- adam
- wait who are you talking to
- the demon princess Charlie.
- oh, hi you are cute. I have a bucket of chicken...
- I'm taken i already have a girlfriend.
- don't you dare try to win her over with your bucket of chicken scout. You've tried this trick before on me. I see you use the same trick on multiple girls.
Sometimes you are annoying as fuck i wonder why did Adam even agree on you being with us. Adam I'll go distract him for a moment- lute
- oh so you finally accepted my offer
-NO
as lute and scout left Charlie started talking again
-Uh, no, it's not awesome. Those are my people, you know that, right?
- That must suck for you.Hahahaha.
-But these are souls.Human souls, just the same as
the ones you have up in Heaven.
- They are not the same.- adam They had their chance and they earned damnation.
-You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure,but everyone makes mistakes.
- I've never made a mistake
in my fuckin' life.
-Oops, almost out of time.
Guess we should get into it...

-Oh! fuck!I've got a lot to get through.
and not a lot of time.and I feel like you weren't really hearingme before, so here it goes.

- I know Hell's population Is out of control. It's a bad situation
It's taking a toll If we rehab these sinners
And cleanse all their souls At my Hazbin Hotel Wait, I'm getting ahead of
myself! Right! Extermination!I know you guys fly down Just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying To schlep all the way here if they join you in Heaven
That trip disappears you can wave
that chore farewell It'll be a happy day in...
- Let me stop you right
there Save us all precious time If what you're suggesting Is letting them climb Up the ladder oh they'd Rather cross the Pearly Gates Sorry, sweetie but there's no
Defyin' their fates Cause Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave Better now they boil in the pot Cause the rules are black &
White There's no use in tryin' To fight it
Some gunshots are heard and a bullet hit a wall They're burnin' for their
Lives Until we kill 'em again
- Okay,but-
- Let's just try to chillax babe You're wasting your breath
- Hehe...
-Did I hear you imply That they don't deserve death
Another gunshot was heard
-Are they winners, Are they Sinners Cause it's cut and dry
-Well actually if you take a look...
-Fair is fair, an eye for
an eye
-And when all's said and done
There's the question of fun And for those of us with Divine ordainment, Extermination is
Entertainment Guitar solo, fuck yeah. Hell is forever Whether you like it or not.Had their chance to
behave better Now they boil in the pot Had their chance to
behave better Now they boil in the pot Cause the rules Are black & white There's no use in tryin To fight it They're burnin' for their Lives Until we kill 'em again. fuckin' Hell is forever And it's meant To suck a lot So give up
Your dumb endeavor.Cause you don't have a shot.Long as I've got your Attention,I guess I should Probably mention.That we've made the
Determination.To move up the next Extermination
- What!
-Can't wait a whole year to
Slaughter those little cunts .I know it's just been a week.But we'll be back in six months
And an arrow fired right where Adam's face was supposed to be.

Meanwhile at the hotel

- dammit how did i miss that many times. Also i need to tell the others about scout. Hey guys is the ad done.-sniper
-yes - responded vaggie
- mercs I need to hell you something. Scout is with the angels... Also the next experimentation will happen in 6 months.
- wait scout's alive.-spy
- and he was trying to win over Charlie
-yep that sounds like him- spy
- wait what's that other thing you mentioned- vaggie.
- ye the extermination will come in 6 months
- WAIT WHAT.
- hi- Charlie came and said sad.
- we finished the ad
Vaggie turned the TV on and when the ad was about to start the news appeared.

-Breaking news in Hell today!-katie-We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before.Do you know what that means Tom?
-No. what does that mean, Katie?
-

It means we are all
royally fucked.

Meanwhile in heaven

- we found the body sir. They've never managed to kill anyone of us before . We should just go down there and kill them
-No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry, when we come back,there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!