if all the tf 2 mercenaries appear in the hazbin hotel universe. The story takes place in an alternative timeline where the mercs go and get engineer but don't get heavy's sister. But because they have taken a lot of time admin manages to kill them...
-Ye,ye. Ok- charlie- VAGGIE I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS DAD SENT ME TO MEET THE ANGELS. - what would they want to do with us it has barely been a week since the extermination.
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-I can do this, somehow I know it I'll get Heaven behind my plans Charlie, hold on There's just no way I could blow it Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance It's just a meeting To change their minds and touch their hearts Or whatever angels have This could be bad Cheer up, Vaggie This could be swell Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell Okay, but just don't sing to them -That bitch is halfway down the street-angel -Is she-?-vaggie -Oh, she's dancin'-angel -Ugh, no -There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air- Charlie - Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere If you don't mind the smell It's a happy day in Hell. Hi, mister! - Go fuck yourself! - There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul -Hello! -Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole -Ah, excuse me! -Doing what is required, we all have our role -I'm not doing well -Another shitty day in Hell -If I can show them the dream I've dreamed-charlie- That any soul can change -Those angels' minds are hard to change- vaggie -Then they will know everyone can be redeemed From the evil to the strange -They're bloodthirsty and deranged! -I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced And I know that they're more of an acquired taste But if I open the door and I give them a place At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell. From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go. To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows To the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown.'Cause holy shit, oh my gosh, why?!And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye! 'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide I can do this, I just know it (there's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul) I'll get Heaven behind my plans. There's just no way I could blow it (I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole).Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance to change their minds -And touch my parts -Uh, no thank you, I'm just gonna Fulfill my destiny!-charlie -Your loss, bitch -I can already tell-charlie-Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell As the entered the room adam appeared before her.
Meanwhile at the hotel
- while Charlie is gone we need to make a good advertisement - vaggie. - I'll go spy on her while you do the ad.I'll watch her from the sniper tower you build on the hotel and I'll shoot anyone that tries to hurt her. Is that ok?- sniper -sure...- vaggie.- alastor give me a camera. A camera spawned in her hand - a video camera. She started recording. - welcome to the hazbin hote. Do you need something - said husk with the script in front of his face. - yes i need a strong daddy to put me in the right place. In the path of redemption. - then you've come - yees. - to the right place -cut. - vaggie- angel can you be less horny and husk can you not keep the script in front of your face. - i can't memorize this shit.
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- then we can improvise baby cheeks . Vaggie left the room - ok niffty your like is "we have the cleanest rooms"-vaggie -ok. As vaggie started recording niffty stared at the camera - ok cut. -how did i do - You know you need to say the line - ok She stared at the camera again - you are doing great vagi... - ok cut . HEY SOLDIER CAN YOU COME FOR A BIT. - ye what's up . -can you help me record - sure - 1, 2, 3 go - if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight. That's why here at the hotel we have the best guards there is. A sniper that plans to shoot anyone suspicious. A medic who plans to cure or dissect... - soldier you shouldn't say stuff like that. She moved to another room -Uhhh this advertisement is failing. - it seems you have a bit of trouble -why are you even here. - i came for the entertainment of course. I love seeing souls fail.
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- ok and this is the egoistical maniac alastor... The camera broke - i wouldn't do this in your place this face was made for radio - it wouldn't be so entertaining if there's a empty hotel will it. - you've got a point. Ok let's make a deal. - you think I'll give my soul to an egoistic maniac like you. - not a soul deal just a regular deal. I will make this advertisement and you won't ask me to help anymore with this technology. - ok deal
