if all the tf 2 mercenaries appear in the hazbin hotel universe. The story takes place in an alternative timeline where the mercs go and get engineer but don't get heavy's sister. But because they have taken a lot of time admin manages to kill them...
-Aagh! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel.-charlie -Um... Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.- vaggie -Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here. -What the hell is that?- vaggie -It's my new invention, the "Skin Flayer 11,000".I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.-pentios - haha you are joking i can beat you with my bare fists- said heavy jokingly -What? Why?- vaggie -Everyone is being too nice.- pentios- Obviously, it must be a lie.I can sense they are planning to kill me, but when? -How?I must be prepared!Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
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2 girls bringing weapon parts come into the hotel -Sign, please.Thank you for your business.Enjoy your Carmine purchase. -Carmine? As in Carmella Carmine.You are buying parts from an overlord?- vaggie -Err, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.-pentious - noted- heavy -Okay, well, that stops right now.-vaggie as she took the parts - Hey. - You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel.No one is trying to kill you.People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome. Husk, angel and spy show him a middle finger. Niffty laughs manaucly - Hmm. I have my doubts. - Well, it's true.You have to trust us. - But I don't. -Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?- Charlie -Not before we lay some ground rules.-vaggie-No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests.And you need to get rid of these things. One of the egg boys shoots a laser weapon -Ugh! What did I just say?What did I just say? -What? Not my little egg boys.They do my evil bidding for me. -Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself? - Yes. - Then no more eggs. -All right, eggies. You've got to go.I... Can't keep you anymore. - Okay, boss. -No, don't resist.This is how it has to be. Vaggie walks to alastor and spots him eating deer -Alastor!-vaggie -Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast. -Pentious's eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them. -Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!
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-Humanely! -Hm. Well, that's a lot less fun, but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today. -Great.That looks disgusting.-saud vaggie after seeing the deer.
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Hi, guys. Thanks for coming.-charlie-It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little... tension in the hotel.Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.We think that this group could really benefit from... - Trust exercises!- said vaggie and charlie with a little delay from eachother. -Ah shit!-vaggue -Vaggie, we rehearsed this. -We're doing trust exercises. -So, what's with the whole, uhhh..This?-husk-I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps. -Oh, I will, but it's cash up front, and I know that one, can't afford me.- angel -Gross! I'd never think of it spider! -Right. Well, let's get started. Charlie?-vaggie -Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one.-charlie- I trust everyone, so maybe you know better about how to build it properly. - I'll just leave.-spy - me too-heavy - i don't want to participate either - said demo who was also im the room - too bad so sad you won't leave.-angel -What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh...-vaggie -Oh, come on. It'll be easy.I'm sure you can handle this.-charlie -Yeah, Um... Sure, I can handle this. No problem.-vaggie-All right, so we are starting with trust falls.Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you.Got it?Who wants to go first? -Oooohh, ooohh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!-charlie -All right.Get on up here. -I love you guys.Like really, really love you.Whoa! - Gotcha. -That felt good! Angel, why don't you go next? - Fine. -This time everyone needs to catch him.-vaggie -Okay? -Unless you want me to hurt you. -Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this?I love to suck... -I swear to fuck if you say dicks.-husk -Popsicles, ya sicko!Get your mind out of the gutter. Husk caches him. -But you know, dicks too! Husk drops him.
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-spy You're next-vaggie - do you know what the word spy means I'm not going to reveal anything about myself. Charlie looks at him with the puppy eyes. - little lady that won't make me spill the bean i have a child of my own I'm used to stuff like this. - demo-vaggie - I'm a drunk Scottish Cyclops they got more loch Ness monsters in the lakes then the likes of me. Although all the money i got from my job have all gone to my deceased mother. I hope she's alright. -All right, new guy, you're up.-vaggir -I... don't want to live without my minions.Nobody catch me. They caught him - Damn it. - That's great.-charlie -Wow, you are slimy.-angel -Okay. Good job. -Heavy. - i am heavy weapons guy. It may not look like it but i care so much about the team and the people i know in general. As heavy jumped while people were trying to catch him they all fell to the ground -Err niffty-vaggie -Sometimes I kill motherbugs in front of their children as a warning to others.Yay! Pain. -I don't know if this is really working the way we hoped.-vaggie -Maybe we should... -Honey, you have to trust me here.I got this, okay?I'll figure something out. -If you're in the market for some ideas, I got just a thing for some "trust" buildin'. -What do you have in mind?
