SBG Oneshots For The Soul [REWORKING]

Headcanons

Okay okay people the moment you've all been waiting (not) for... H e a d c a n o n s

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Aiden

-Forgot eating was a choice
-As a child when he was home alone he would jump down the stairs to feel adrenaline and when he broke one of his ankles he would walk it off (based on a true story of mine ig)
-Once led Ben to a forest and ended up getting face planted on the ground and somehow has a nose bleed after that (when he was a child)
-Listened to Hamilton once and he started singing musicals in school (much to the other's annoyance)
-Is actually a good listener. He just listens carefully when he's like really interested or too focused
-Type of person to make a 2 paged back to back essay effortless
-When he was a child other kids used to call him emo
-Deathly afraid of heights
-Found out about Ash's bully when she was a child and he tracked him down and almost burnt down the bully's house

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Ashlyn

-When she was a child she would strategize what to do if there's an intruder in her home
-Denies that she has anxiety
-Before she met the gang her voice used to be emotionless and blank but after she met the group and then shit crashes down rn her voice had some hint of emotion and she started showing some too (ex. Concern, distress, happiness, etc.)
-Accidentally kicked a kidnapper's
balls when she was in grade 2 (turns out the teacher tested the students on what they would do if there's a kidnapper)
-Sees Logan as a brother
-Hates horror movies with a burning passion. Usually blames it on her ears but another main reason is because of her auditory hallucinations
-Whenever Logan would watch a horror movie with her Ash hopes that she doesn't get a damn heart attack
-When someone absolutely infuriates her to the point that Ashlyn can't stand it she starts to insult them at Eminem's rap speed (+ make a diss track out of it)
-Knows someone's middle name in the group.
-Whenever there's thunderstorms she goes up to her parents' room and says "mom dad I'm sleeping with you"

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Ben

-Terrified of My Little Pony because Aiden showed him those MLP infected slideshows on tiktok
-When Aiden face planted and his nose bleed he had to sacrifice his favorite handkerchief (he never uses it again)
-Used to get called Justin Bieber by Aiden
-Secretly calls Lily an I-pad kid
-Fears that Lily would figure out skibidi toilet so he cleansed her (by making her watch SMILE)
-Watches horror movies with a straight face
-Was falsely accused of breaking a kid's arm when he was in kindergarten
-Tried to cook but almost burnt the entire kitchen

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Taylor

-When she first tried to see what mechanical engineering is (she was 5 at that time) she didn't understand shit and cried for 2 hours straight
-Goes to Tyler's baseball games and cheer for him
-Used to watch the trees with Tyler
-Gives Logan, Tyler, Ash and Aiden dating advice
-Taylor says she's bad at drawing and ends up drawing a whole ass building as if she was an architecture
-Also terrified of MLP because of Aiden
-When she first swam she drank half a gallon of pool water and threw up in a garbage bin

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Tyler

-When he first played baseball he accidentally threw the bat when he tried to hit the baseball and the baseball ended up hitting his nose
-Used to watch the trees with Taylor
-Hates the Oncelor from The Lorax for cutting down trees. Now he's the #1 supporter of Oncelor (forgot that guy's name or smth correct me if I'm wrong)
-When he's mad the first thing he does is yell and destroy a nearby object if he can (if that doesn't work then he uses the nearby object as a weapon)
-He also speaks in rap speed whenever he's genuinely angry
-Whenever it's him and Taylor's birthday or their mom he would play the guitar and sing happy birthday to Tay or their mom
-Once threw his shoe at someone and made them go to a hospital

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Logan

-Whenever he wants to visit Ash at midnight he would text her and the first thing he says is 'knock knock I know you're in there come out now'
-Sees Ash as a sister
-When he and Tyler announced they're daring he had to restrain Ashlyn from round house kicking Tyler
-He would watch horror movies with Ash knowing damn well that she can't handle horror movies
-Logan secretly trains on using guns. Only Ash knows.
-He knows everyone's middle name and everyone doesn't know his (except for one particular person)
-Sometimes sleeps in Ash's house whenever his grandparents aren't home
-Influenced Ash to watch the starts with him.

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With the group

-When Tyler and Ashlyn get mad at each other the others form a circle around them and bet who's going to win the war

-When Aiden drives a van with the gang the gang were petrified because of Aiden's reckless driving

-One time they all fell down a huge ass slide and Aiden clinged unto Ashlyn, Logan screamed at the top of his lungs, Ben was covering Taylor while she's screaming and Tyler's getting ww2 flash backs (ahem, tree)

-Ashlyn and Logan once found a dog. Whenever Aiden tries to recklessly play with it Ashlyn beats the shit out of him mentally. Logan tries to set it free because it kept on shitting.

-Speaking of dogs since Logan keeps on forcing Ash to watch horror movies as a payback she let's loose a random stray dog in Logan's room and the dog ended up shitting next to Logan

-And as a payback Logan jump scares Ashlyn and ends up getting drop kicked

-Ash, Taylor and Tyler hates thunderstorms with a burning passion

-Taylor and Tyler would go up to their mom and their mom would comfort them

-They all use their middle names as a weapon. They make fun of each other's middle names (except for Logan, they don't know his middle name except for one person *cough*)

-Ashlyn is the only person to shut Aiden and Tyler whenever they fight

-The gang learns ASL so that they can communicate with Ben and they can have signals too.

-Since Logan sometimes goes to Ash's house him and Aiden find each other in a stand off when Logan wants to drink water and when Aiden breaks in her room.

-Aiden once drowned Tyler when they were play fighting in a pool

-Both Ash and Logan watch the starts at night and when they're seperated they would simply call eachother. But sometimes their peace is broken when Aiden breaks in Ash's room or went up the rooftop where they are.

-Aiden got banned from Walmart so the others had to sneak him in

-The others planned to go in a restaurant. Tyler once said "since Ashlyn's short why don't we stuff her in a huge ass bag" and Ashlyn slapped him in the back. They ended up doing it and they stuff the food in the bag so Ash can eat. It actually worked, somehow.

-Ashlyn once slapped Tyler so hard that the slap mark lasted for 4 weeks.

-Tyler got her back by throwing a baseball bat and it hit her leg. Ashlyn ended up walking with a limp leg the whole week.

Bonus:

-Ahen they both met Mike and Emma were on the opposite sides in the war. They met when Mike was injured and Emma saved him thinking he was his team mate. When she found out he wasn't she let's him free. They meet once again when Emma was in grave danger and Mike saved her. They ended up falling in love :)

-Aiden's parents secretly care for him, but they didn't have too much time to properly care for him so they weren't really close with him. Feels like a stranger just living in their home.