Oh! Oh! Wattpad it is good to be back! That was a bill cipher line HHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE
"GASP!" gasped the gasprunch as he- "OH CMON NOT THIS JOKE AGAIN! Anyway- I'm NOT discontinued?!"
No. But you will be-
"What-"
I didn't say anything shhhh
*CRASH*
A huge, glowing hand had crashed through vacrunch man's alley in the street (he is homeless) and was looking at vacrunch man,
"V a c r u n c h m a n." the godly hand said,
"WHAT DA HYELL IS DIS YO?!" screamed the vacrunch,
"I am the god of all universes," said the god of all universes,
"Ok and-"
"There has been a rip in the space time continuum, A Gen Z related issue," said the god of all universes,
"Go on..." said barburnch person,
"Other universes have been infected by a virus that turns their brains into a Gen Z's brain. Since your brain is unbelievably rotted already, we think that you are the perfect candidate to save the multi-verse!" said the god of all universes as they closed their hand and epic thunder happened
"No," said the vacrunch man, "Am two lazy, TWO!" said the twocrunch man,
... Did you just say no to saving the multiverse?
"Yas queen," yas queen'd the vacrunch person,
"Eh, whatever, I'll just travel to a universe where you say yes," said the god of all universes,
You can doo that?
"... I'll also travel to a universe where you aren't dumb as fu-"
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Monsters of Etheria: Vacrunch man & The Gen Z Virus.
HumorThere's been a terrible rip in the space-time continuim, causing every character in fiction to get infected by the Gen Z virus. Now, the only one who can stop the virus is a certain Vacrunch man from Alchas. WARNING: This is NOT a SERIOUS STORY!!! a...