"Alright we're done," said vacrunch man,
"Alright excellent! Now, off you go!" said the god of all universes,
"Wait, what're we doing?" asked the explorer before being smashed into a huge portal along with the rest of the gang,
"Oh my GYATT! IT'S... IT'S..." started vacrunch man,
"It appears to be a hugely rotund and skin-coloured asshole," said wrath,
The everyone looked at wrath funny.
"Hm, well gee willickers, it appears I've developed an alter-ego that seems to be subtantially more intelligent than my orignal ego, I can estimate a guess that this happened because the atoms of theEEEE- DRIPZ BLEACK STAUUFFFF ON DEEEDEEEDEEE #######,"
"There we go," said the varcrunchy man,
"SKIBIDI TOILETTTT GYAAATTTT!" said kING DEEDEEDEE from that one show where the pink ball with ball shoes and ball eyes eats stuff and theres the snail guy called es car goon or smth he looks like
DAMN
"I'm gonna eat YO SKIBIDI food and do a FANUM TAX hehhhahhahhAAHAHAHAHAHZH9UPUHAHAHHEWHAHSAHGEYUIDRFIHNBIO9TDFGKTYBFUYKJMN HGKUVJFGHTN" said deedeedee and then he had a stroke,
"Poyo" said kirby,
"Pyro?" asked vacrunch man,
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" said pyro from tf2 and then he started dabbing,
"OTUDATED POYO?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed kirby before combusting and exploding the entire universe of kirby,
Is it too late to bang that snail?
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Monsters of Etheria: Vacrunch man & The Gen Z Virus.
HumorThere's been a terrible rip in the space-time continuim, causing every character in fiction to get infected by the Gen Z virus. Now, the only one who can stop the virus is a certain Vacrunch man from Alchas. WARNING: This is NOT a SERIOUS STORY!!! a...