There's been a terrible rip in the space-time continuim, causing every character in fiction to get infected by the Gen Z virus. Now, the only one who can stop the virus is a certain Vacrunch man from Alchas.
WARNING: This is NOT a SERIOUS STORY!!! a...
"Alright, cool, we cleared kirby, but where to now?" asked the explorer guy,
"Well, I estimate that using the electrons of the density of the oxygen surrounding the neurons of this grain of sand we couLlLlDdDDDDDD KIELLZZ VAIROOZ" said Wrath as he started doing various choking positions at the speed of light,
"Stoobid" said vacrunch man before spinning slowly while floating,
"Uh oh, our only source of intelligence is locked in his stupid alter-ego and we've got no idea what to do! This is a real pickle we got ourselves int-"
*BONK*
"DID ANYONE SAY: EYO CHEETAH?" asked the cheetah from that one ad of simply pian-
"OW- Also, nobody said anything about a cheetah, you stupid-" started the explorer,
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THAT WAY TO THE CHEETAH FROM THE ALMIGHTY AD OF SIMPLY PIAN-"
"You do realise your ad is gone now?" asked the explorer guy,
and then the cheetah looked like
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and felt like doing
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And so, the Great-cheetah-related depression happened. A singular cheetah was sad. Scientists have no idea why this is considered as a big event, but it is... so DEAL WITH IT!
*Hip hop music*
"My whole existance is useless!" cried the cheetah,
"No, you can still be useful! You just have to-" started the explorer guy before being interrupted by Vacrunch man,
"Your existance is useless and you will never amount to anything in your life," said vacrunch man,
"CHEATA IS USELEES" said Wrath while flopping on the ground,
"MY EXISTANCE IS MEANINGLES! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" scremed the cheetah as a flood of tears came out of his puppety-eyes,
"Well, maybe you could- BLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB- WATERR IN MY MOUTH- BLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLLBLBGLBLBLBLBLBLLB" BLBL'd the explorer guy as the cheetah pointed the flood of tears at the explorer,
"WAIT! Maybe I could hack into the mainframe and have my AD running 24/7!" said the cheetah,
"Uh, I was going to go more along the lines of, saving the world?" aksed the explorer guy before being smashed in the head with 68 + 56765675678566787656787654 anvils holding rubber duckies with FANCEH tophats,
"No shaddap, WE ARE GOING TO HACK THE MAINFRAME!" said the cheetah as it used the power of the ancient god MRUK TAH MAGH to summon a portal to the
MAINFRAME OF THE UNIVERSE
(which will be explained in the next chapter *yipee! yipee!*)
