"Alright let's move." said vacrunch man, "YO TAXI"
then a taxi manifested in thin air
"Yo wassup my homies." said the taxi,
"WHAT THE FU-" screamed the explorer,
"Yo shutup my homies" said the taxi,
"I believe the best course of action in this frantic moment of pure comedic stupidity is to go with the flow and to shut the absolute fu-" started wrath before being interrupted by the taxi slamming the explorer's face with a sledgehammer 1600000000000000 times in the span of 0.005 nanoseconds,
"let's go my homies." said the taxi as he ✨Blasted into space✨ (with the gang, of course.)
"Wh- WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!??!" the explorer screeched as all the ✨Space Air✨ entered his 💩Human lungs💩.
"Wow, this does believe to be- KIELLLZZZ POOP EMOJGI!!!" screeched wrath,
"AH CRAP THEY FOUND ME" 💩 screamed. Then 💩 stood up with his 💩y legs. He then used his 💩y arms to do a 💩y pose. "HUMMIE HUMMIE HUA" 💩 screamed as a huge 💩 blasted from his 💩y arms.
"Delicioso." said vacrunch man as he slightly opened his mouth.
Now, since vacrunches have black holes in their mouths, when vacrunch man slightly opened his mouth, the entire multiverse collapsed in on itself and vacrunck man ate everything.
"CARRE-CARRE! CARREFOUR!" vacrunch man sung, but then. When he did that, he spit everything in the universe back out, except any mention of 💩 in all the multiverse.
"Alright that's it am out my homies." said the taxi and then he poofed out of existance.
"OH MY GOD-" screamed the explorer while-
"It appears we are falling at an altitude of five thousand-"
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Monsters of Etheria: Vacrunch man & The Gen Z Virus.
HumorThere's been a terrible rip in the space-time continuim, causing every character in fiction to get infected by the Gen Z virus. Now, the only one who can stop the virus is a certain Vacrunch man from Alchas. WARNING: This is NOT a SERIOUS STORY!!! a...
