There's been a terrible rip in the space-time continuim, causing every character in fiction to get infected by the Gen Z virus. Now, the only one who can stop the virus is a certain Vacrunch man from Alchas.
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It is i, famous nintendo connoisseur CHONCHINGCHOCHONCHIN and today I am presenting nintendo direct, number -69.666.5.
A single worker at nintendo felt like the games needed more representation for the PLEBIANS at the working class, so we present:
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Furthermore, some idiots were complaining that mario is unrealistic, as we never see him taking a dump, so to prove you wrong, we've spent a grand total of 2 minutes making:
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(Guest star: Quagmire toilet)
We're also trying to appease an older demographic by making the long awaited:
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Also, a two year old child sent us this and we want to capitalize off of unpaid labour so OMG LOOK ISSA GAME
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And, for our final game. Which is based off an even that has happened very recently, we introduce:
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In this game, you fight a black hole shark who made Pyro from TF2 do a cringy dance and EXPLODE EVERYTHING! Truly a sad, sad-
"PYRO ATTACK!" screamed vacrunch man as he crashed through the wall,
"Wh- These guys don't seem Gen Z-ified! Why are we attacking thEEEEM-" started the explorer dude before being grabbed and used as a battering ram by Pyro
*KABOOOM*
Hey nintendo, you should make a game with
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