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Monsters of Etheria: Vacrunch man & The Gen Z Virus.

Humor

There's been a terrible rip in the space-time continuim, causing every character in fiction to get infected by the Gen Z virus. Now, the only one who can stop the virus is a certain Vacrunch man from Alchas. WARNING: This is NOT a SERIOUS STORY!!! a...

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Vacrunch man.exe

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by Diruizboi

by Diruizboi

Suddenly, vacrunch man awoke. His head throbbed and he saw he was back in Etheria. But something was wrong. Something that he couldn't quite exactly sort of maybe place. Maybe it was the fact that he had the primal urge to walk forward at a comically slow pace along a predetermined path, or maybe it was the fact that all his friends were gone. But he didn't think about it, because he had to walk in a straight path for no apparent reason.

While vacrunch man was walking, the environment became more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and a little more distorted. The grass became like, yellow or some crap. And the flowers died ig look idk go eat a slightly too spicy chiken nugget and die of an unrelated heart attack.

But, while the environment was at it's distortedlyest, he saw... himself?!

"Yo wassup me." said vacrunch man,

Then the copy of vacrunch man slowly turned, revealing PITCH black eyes with BLOOD-RED pupils. JAGGED yellow fangs and an evil-

"Yeah yeah. We know. You're a .exe version of me. The trope's overdone." said vacrunch man,

"Wait really?" asked Vacrunch man.exe, "B-but i thought .exe's were still scary!"

"Nah, nobody is scared by them anymore."

"Nobody?! Not even little Timmy?"

"Nobody."

"Th-then maybe my .exe drawings will be scary?" said vacrunch man.exe as he showed

"Nobody is going to get scared by that" said vacrunch man,

"CRAP." said vacrunch man.exe, "I had this whole thing planned! Where your friends get captured and each individually die! And- And theres jumpscares! And..."

"It all sucks. And you suck." said vacrunch man,

"Awh." said vacrunch man.exe,

"I still have no idea what's going on." said the explorer as he appeared next to vacrunch,

"Wh- Hey! How'd you escape?!" asked vacrunch man.exe,

"The door was wide open..." said the explorer,

"Aw cmon man! I'm useless!" moped vacrunch man.exe,

"Well, mayhaps you can use your mildly irritating and non-scary abilities to aid us in our overall goal to end all Gen Z humor." suggested Wrath,

"Y- You guys would really let me do that?!" asked vacrunch man.exe,

"No." said vacrunch,

"I don't know what's going on anyway so-" said the explorer,

"KIEELLLZZZZ EXEEEEEEEE!!" screamed Wrath,

"Aw gee willickers! Thanks!" said Vacrunch man.exe.

And thus, a new member joined the party. Mainly just to make up for the loss of the cheetah but SHSHSHHSHSHSHSSH