APRIL FOOLS! ON JULY!! THIS ISN'T DISCONTINUED! (Thank theconfident diamond for making his video and inspirationing me)
"HONK mimimimimimimimi" Vacrunch man HONKED mimimimimimimimi'd as he was HONKING and mimimimimimimiming on a sofa.
then vacrunch man's phone went
"AH, WHAT THE FU-" screamed the explorer,
"SHUT UP FATTY, IT MAH NOTIFICATION SOUND!!!" vacrunckle man screeched as he grabbed the phoan to see what it was, "Holy shizz! The Confident diamond made a video!!!!"
"Who's a confident diamon-" Vacrunch man.exe,
"SHUSH!!!! Anyway, I'm gonna look at minute 2:33!" Vacrunch man said.
But, unforutnately, minute 2:33 is when specifically the CONIFDENT DIAMOND says the most terrible, abhorrent and disgusting sentence.
"What the sigma?"
*BOOOM BASH BOOSGH BOOM BOOM BASH*
BPEAW BPEAW BREAWW
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!!!
BEEP BOOP FNF NOISES
"NOOO!!!!!! THE CONFIDENT DIAMOND HAS TURNED INTO GEN Z!!!!!!!" Vacrunch man screamed,
"Why don't we stop dillydallying and run straight to where he lives and turn him back to normal as is our mission?" Wrath asked,
"Oh yeah, we do that."
Then they stopped dillydallying and ran straight to where he lives and turn him back to normal as is our mission
"YO! THAT'S A GYATT! LIGMA!! SIGMA!!" The confident diamond screeched while recording for his new roleplay video, "THE MOST SIGMA ROLEPLAY IN MONSTERS OF ETHERIA!! (GONE WRONG)!!"
"Dude, your sigmaness is making your audience hate you! You need to get serious!" Vacrunch man told the confident diamond,
"But... but..."
*SAD BUT INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC FIT FOR GOOD REDEMPTION ARC MOMENT*
"It's allI know...." The confident diamond said,
Then Vacrunch man and the confident diamond stared into each other romantically,
"Skill issue then."
Then a piano fell on the confident diamond and everything exploded
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