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2 Guys Walk Into a Bar
3rd Person

3 People followed a man who looked like a pimp. The pimp had told them he'd led them to someone who worked with the glorified Stain. So they followed him into a mysterious basement bar.

"Just stay behind me before i let you in" the man instructed the others.

The bell jingled as the door open and the man spoke to the men inside, "Shigaraki, your league of villains have been the talk of the town for the last several days. Word on the street is you're about to start something big."

"And? Who did you bring?" the so called Shigaraki spoke from past the door.

The man grinned and pushed open the door to let the 3 people in.

"So it's really you" one of the men spoke, "i've seen you in pictures, but I gotta say your way grosser in person."

The younger of the three jumped to talk, "Wow, it's the weird hand guy! You're friends with my hero Stain right? Cool! Let me join the League! I want to be in your group!"

The other man that had walked in with the other two hadn't said anything yet, and instead took in the interior of the bar.

"Kurogiri, get rid of these three, I could already tell they're exactly the kind of trash I hate. A brat, and two guys with no manners." Shigaraki spoke in a gross tone.

"Now now, Tomura Shigaraki. They came all this way, the least we can do is here them out. Give them a chance, besides, this broker is respected in the underworld. They're bound to be valuable assets."

The man smoked in the back, "Like them or not, you still owe me a finders fee, in cash."

He then stepped forward to the other three, "I suppose I can introduce the three of them before I go. This Man has been known to deal with many cartels in Mexico, he's since come back to Japan since the Hero Killer to fix this broken Hero filled world."

"Ok Ok, so a man with a hand on his face walks into a bar, and a table and a chair" The tall man smiled at his joke.

Shigaraki did not laugh, "where did you get this guy? What's your name"

"Call me Joichiro" he adds, "I usually try to get money out of this, but the Hero world is so messed up they took my Wife. I'd give anything to get revenge"

There was a small silence filling after he spoke then was cut when the broker spoke again, "This one looks like an adorable high school girl, right? She's actually the suspect in a series of deaths where the victims all bled out. So far her name and face have been kept out of the media."

"Toga here, Himiko Toga" She cheered, "Life is too hard, I just wanna to make it easier to live in this dumb world. I wanna be Mr. Stainy, I want to kill Mr. Stainy! Come on handyman, please let me join your league of villains!!"

"You got to be kidding me. Is she crazy?" Shigaraki asked

The broker smiled, "Well she can hold a conversation, for the most part at least. Come on she can be useful. And this guy, hasn't committed any flashy crimes, but he's taken Stains ideology to heart"

"I don't like this, is your group really really dedicated to the Hero Killers mission? I can't imagine you are if your let this little psycho join you" the burnt man spoke.

"Grow up, she may be a psycho but at least she knows how to introduce herself to people. Don't just stare what's your name?" Shigaraki presses

Dabi sighs, "Right now i'm going by Dabi"

Shigaraki then became annoyed, "No, I want to know your real name."

"I'll tell you when you need to know it" Dabi looks away, "In any case, my new purpose is to carry out the Hero Killers will."

"That isn't what I asked you patchwork. Jeez, why is everyone so hung up on Stain?" Shigaraki began to stand from his stool "He's all I ever hear about, every damn day, it's really pissing me off!"

Everyone felt the intensity in the room and got ready to attack, "You three are done!!"

Every readied their quirks or got out weapons, but then a purple-like mist changed the directions of everyone's hands.

"Please calm yourself Tomura Shigaraki. If your fisure is to be realized then we must increase our numbers. Now that we're in the spotlight out chance is at hand." The Kurogiri man calmed Shigaraki much like a baby, "I advise you to be more accepting."

But then he whispered something into the man-babies ear that the rest could not hear, "you must use them and their ideology Stain has left behind."

"I'm out of here" Shigaraki pulled back from Kurogiri, then walked for the door.

"Where are you off to?" the broker asked

"Shut up" he growled slamming the door behind him.

The broker sighed, "I tried to make it a point not to complain about a client, but he's too young. And far too immature"

Toga smiled, "I really thought he was going to kill us for a second"

"No way was I going to let him" Joichiro smirked

"That guy makes me wanna vomit" Dabi added

Kurogiri turned to the three, "Shall we get back to you about your recruitment at a later date? I believe our leader knows what he has to do, that's why he left as he did. He understands his circumstances. All Might, then the Hero Killer— he's been humbled twice very recently. I'm sure he'll bring you an answer. One that will satisfy all of you, as well as his own desires"

With that the rest of the people in the room were excused while the Broker was paid.

The so called Joichiro had quickly deviated himself from the other two and went back to his apartment. There he grabbed his phone and checked the missed messages.

There was just one, from his son, who was telling him how his finals went. His son who he'd do anything to protect, even if it meant it might have to hurt his feelings by killing many hero's he looks up to.

The missed message read,

Son
Hey, I passed my finals.
I just need to get back the written final now.
Pretty soon you're going to see me saving people on screen!

Isamu
That's great, you're gonna kick butt!
Make me proud!

Son
Of course, but when are you coming back?
You said you'd be here soon

Isamu
It'll be soon, just be patient
I have everything planned out 👍
I got to go, so i'll talk to you later.
Tell Duchess I said "Hi"

Son
Mhm👍

Isamu smiled at the messages, even though he was lying heavily to his son and others

Isamu and Joichiro, two names one man.

Word Count: 1170

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