A Tokio Hotel Satire. You, "Kitty Cunt" are a p*rnstar who films a sex tape with Tokio Hotel. Suddenly, OOPS... OH NO!!! The tape gets leaked!!! BUT... you are now a star!! Tokio Hotel is forced by fans to let you join the band. What could happen...
I have a wet dream about Georg and James Charles Shit.. The PTSD really made me dream about that...
By my horrible surprise, I wake up to liquid dripping on my face.. Kitty Cunt: "Hopefully Tom's cum?.." No. It wasn't. I open my eyes and see Bill panting over me, his drool slowly falling down to my cheek
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If there was ever a moment I felt like committing suicide, it was this one. Bill: "Kitty is my bitty- The shawty to my rizzy" he starts to rap I slap his face Kitty Cunt: "Get the FUCK OFF OF ME. CUNT." I scream He stops wagging his tail and whimpers away, sharting all over his tight white pants... Kitty Cunt: "Thank God he's gone..."
I'm interrupted by what seems to be an earthquake. The Tourbus starts to shake and loud noises erupt the room. Kitty Cunt: "Everyone DUCK!!!" I wake up everyone and they are pissed off at me Tom: "Listen stupid ass, it's not an earthquake, its fan's trying to break in. And by the way, you don't even duck during an earthquake..." Tom completely mansplains me Kitty Cunt: "HOE- HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT?!!- I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A TOURBUS WITH A FAMOUS BAND" Gustav chimes in* Gustav: "Yea, how would she know?" He tries to defend me or sum shit but I'm annoyed. I'm a woman. I can handle this myself. Kitty Cunt: "I don't need your help" I glare at him Gustav: "Oh.. Right" he nervously blushes and chuckles...
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^whys he actually so fine
The noises start to get louder and we all feel more concerned than before Georg: "Let me see what's happening..." We all patiently wait for Georg to do something He does nothing Kitty Cunt: "Well?.. Are you going to look outside or something?" Georg: "Shh... I'm trying to get a vision from my third eye" He does a peace sign pose and i'm even more confused now He's probably a fraud, peace signs are only for selfiez
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Tom: "Georg, you're getting us nowhere. I'm not going to wait a fucking hour before you get a vision from your turtle spirit guide.. It's quicker to just look out" Tom opens the blinds to see a big crowd of fans, reporters, and paparazzi Tom: "Huh?... That's strange, we usually only get fans, why are there reporters?" Tom puts his hand to his chin, trying to rationalize the situation *I flutter my eyelashes to him* Kitty Cunt: "Well you'll protect us right?" I ask in a very cute, high pitched voice.. Tom: "Hell no.. Especially not you" My heart throbs once more, the pain was driving me crazy.. The more Tom would reject me, the more my heart would break. His validation was everything.. My self pity sesh sadly ended as I head a voice that could only come from a pig must be Gustav right?
Gustav: "I'm going to ask the reporters what they want" Tom: "Good idea, it might be important for our careers" Kitty Cunt: "Just be careful!" I didn't want Gustav to get trampled over by fans, for him to get screamed at, and for him to get accidentally shot or something... Eww!!.. Why did I care for the weakest link?.. I immediately try to stop myself, but secretly glance at his shit covered pants... Something about him.. was enticing...
*Gustav then creeks the door open, the crowd ROARS* It was mayhem. All hands were raised, Posters were getting thrown at the door and flashes of paparazzi cameras lit up the place* Gustav: "What you want?" he asks in his german accent *All different reporter voices blend in, Gustav can't hear a distinct question* Gustav: "SHUT UP. You!.. Ask away" He points to the hottest girl *She screams into the microphone Reporter: "WHO IS THE LADY IN THE SEX TAPE?" Gustav's face drops.. He gulps and his palms feel sweaty... He doesn't know how to escape this.. How the fuck?... HOW DID?... How did everyone know about their secret tape?... DID IT JUST GET LEAKED TO THE ENTIRE INTERNET?
Gustav: "Uh!!... ONE MOMENT!" Gustav shuts the door, we all are frozen in shock, staring at each other Gustav: "The lady asked who-" Tom: "We heard everything idiot... We were listening" Kitty Cunt: "That doesn't even fucking matter!.. WHO LEAKED IT." Georg puts his fingers on the sides of his head and closes his eyes Georg: "I believe it was Tom..." Tom scoffs in shock Tom: "Nuh uh idiot. I would never wanna be seen with that bitch, Cunt Kitty. See? Your psychic powers are bullshit."
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Georg: "They aren't fake.." Kitty Cunt: "Um yea sure.." I roll my eyes, he deffo was lying Georg: "You guys don't need to believe me. I know my abilities are real." I decide to test him Kitty Cunt: "Oh yeah? Prove it! What color is my shirt?" Georg: "You aren't wearing one" he answers I gasp... Damn.. He was good at this!... Kitty Cunt: "Umm.. Lucky Guess.." I blush in embarrassment Georg: "Told you" he winks* I was feeling that same weird chemistry between us again... Me and Georg just... Were something else
Gustav: "If it wasn't Tom... Then who else could it be?" *Tom answers right away* Tom: "Cunty Flatfoot probably did, she needed clout." Kitty Cunt: "Where'd you get "flat foot" from?!" Im in shock I'm more surprised that he called me flatfoot rather than him accusing me of leaking the tape Tom: "I sniffed your feet last night. I had to see if you were allowed here for the night" What A FUCKING FREAK. I tear up* Kitty Cunt: "You know what? FUCK YOU" I cry and throw my tampon on him, his face stained with my period blood now... Tom: "Did you just?..." He rises from his seat in anger, walking towards me.. Im terrified of what will happen until I hear a...
Gustav: "IT WAS BILL!!" He screams As we all turn to look at gustav, we see Bill right behind him, his virbating butt plug was on the bed, telling us what happened Butt Plug: "Bill did it, Bill did it, Bill did it" Bill: "Goddamit I forgot this shit has memory" He throws it on the ground
