My Totally Hot Bandmates (Satire)

4 Horny Men

Hi, my name is "Kitty Cunt"
Stupid name right? I always used to get bullied for it. Everyone would call me pussy, kitten, and of course, cunt.
I thought I was doomed for life, simply over a name!...
That was until..
I became a pornstar
Right when I turned 18, I applied for XXXVisoveStudios
Why?..Well, I might have had a stupid name, but I was hot as hell.
Skinny like a model, with an ass so curvy and boobs so soft
I wasn't average honey. 
And so, my wise life advice is..
To be hot.
Looks are everything, honey!
Names are not.

Yes, I was hot, and yes I was a great pussy eater.  But I never became famous with my career.  Even though I was getting dicked down and scissored at least 5 times a day, my most viewed video ended up being a sad 1 million views...
Aren't there 8 billion people in the world or something?...
1 million views is nothing.
With this disappointment, I decided to start selling myself on the streets of Los Angeles, hoping that a celebirty would pick me up!!...
That didn't exactly work out though...
No, timothee chalamet did not rail me..
Closest I ever got was when James Charles raped me, but sadly he never filmed it :(..
He was wearing purple makeup and his ass was out
He first asked me if I had a little brother (he likes teens i guess?)
When I replied no, he bent me over and went raw dog.
After that, he told me he loved me.
A strange day.

Just as I was about to give up (I got herpes from James Charles) a 6ft tall german man with dreads approached me.

Tom: "Whatupp Bitch" he says in a strange accent
Kitty Cunt: "Um hello?"
I remove my sun glasses, looking at this handsome man
Tom: "You're a whore" He says in the same accent
Um obviously I am?... Why would he say that shit..

Instead of replying, I start shaking my ass
He looks down and shrugs
Tom: "I think you Bill's type"
Kitty Cunt: "Who?.."
Tom: "My brotha"
Kitty Cunt: "I don't know your brother"
I say with a twinkle in my eye, hoping to seduce him
He doesn't seem to fall for it
Tom: "Listen girl, come to my tour bus, we fuck you"
Kitty Cunt: "Do you have multiple personalities?" I ask shyly
I mean... he said "We" what else could that mean?"

Tom: "No I'm in a band, Tokio Hotel. We have me, Bill, Gustav and Georg. We fuck you, okay?"
He takes my hand
his hand is warm... and strong
I feel like riding his dick..
I hold his hand tightly and he leads the way.

Instead of walking there, he pulls out his dick and clicks on a button, we teleport into the tour bus (I guess it's bluetooth connected)

I look around the bus and the first thing I see is a terrifying emo staring at me

Bill: "Ooo!!! Who is this Tom? She so kawaii desu!" Bill squeals in his german accent
Y/n: "Please get the fuck away from me."
I flinch, he was so terrifying with his lifeless beady rat eyes.
Man, I just wanted Tom but he seemed to want nothing to do with me
Kitty Cunt: "Daddy where'd you go?.." I call out, trying to find Tom
It's no use.. I'm stuck with this furry.

Bill: "Hehe- so pussy cat? Where'd you come from?"
Pussy cat? Does he know who I am? My heart races...
Kitty Cunt: "Why the hell are you calling me that?"
Bill: "Causeee you look like a wittle kitten" he boops my nose..
I recoil in disgust and back away
Kitty Cunt: "Um well... actually my name is Kitty Cunt and I come from the streets, so"
Bill: "AWWWW" Bill licks his yellow teeth
I wanted to get away from this weird monster and his yellow teeth...
So I slowly back away, near the bathroom

As I do, I smell the same fowl scent that I usually do when I'm having anal sex with my costar near the bathroom
"D-did someone shit??..." I wonder
This tour bus was becoming a HORROR story
I slowly knock on the door
Kitty Cunt: "H-hello?.." I whimper
SUDDENLY a man with shit smeared all over his bare ass runs towards me
Gustav: "I KNOW YOU.  I WATCH YOUR SEX CLIPS" He roars
I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, PUSHING HIM AWAY AND CRYING MY EYES OUT
Kitty Cunt: "GETTT THEEE FUCKKK OFFF OF ME HOE"

He pauses, lets go of me and has an apologetic look in his eyes
He sighs and composes himself, nervously laughing
Gustav: "I'm sorry... I just got excited.. Kind of a fan- my name is gustav"
He sweetly reaches out his shit smeared hand to me..
I'm about to faint from holding in my breath, I didn't want to smell the stench
Kitty Cunt: "I'll pass-"
*He frowns*
But I don't care.

Finally, (after an eternity), daddy, I mean TOM comes back to the tour bus with georg who is wearing a long white beard and crystals on his head
I want to hug Tom but shyly look away
He looks back at me, careless, with a blank emotionless stare
Tom: "Did they fuck you yet?"
Kitty Cunt: "No.. I was just meeting them"
Tom: "Okay" he shrugs
I wait for him to say more...
Tom: "This is Georg, he's a spiritual guru who's trying to turn psychic right now."
Georg looks at me and bows down
Georg: "Pleasure to meet you. I feel your energy... It's cunty with a side of pussy.. Am I right?"
He closes his eyes, trying to open his third eye
I almost squeal
THIS MAN WAS GOOD.
Kitty Cunt: "H-how did you know?!!" I gasp
Georg: "They say I'm good" he laughs and has a glimmer in his eyes...

I feel our strange connection. Maybe its a soul connection?.. We have this intangible chemistry with one another... He knows it too.. I know he does. I want his magical dick

Suddenly, Tom interrupts my thoughts and feelings about psychic Georg
Tom: "Everyone, get on the bed, we're going to start filming"
He snaps and points to the bed...
Bill hops there on the ground like a rabbit (ew)...
Gustav takes a bunch of toilet paper to wipe his ass...
Georg floats over with his magical powers...
And Tom..
Tom stares at me

Tom: "Get ready shawty."

END OF PART 1