Hi guys....Please don't kill me. I know I have been offline for a LONG time and i'm sorry...Don't kill me!
Percy: Guys...We can finally talk again!
Leo: Finally the author has updated!
Percy: WHO IS THIS AUTHOR YOU SPEAK OF!
Leo: NOBODY!
Percy: Annabeth? Annabeth, why wouldn't you tell me!
Annabeth: I'm not the author!
Percy: Leo said you were!
Jason: Nobody likes you Percy
Percy: I know! Me and Annabeth like each other...because we are dating!
Jason: *facepalm*
Percy: Oh yeah guys....I have some really bad news....
Piper: What's wrong Percy?
Percy: I'm moving....
Annabeth: WHAT! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE! I HATE YOU! I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN!!!!!!
Athena: YES! THAT POSEIDON SPAWN IS LEAVING!!! *Does weird dance*
Jason: ...Where are you moving?
Percy: I'm moving to California.
Annabeth: I HATE YOU PERCY! YOU ARE THE WORST! #$%^&*(#$%^&*(#$%^&*(
Percy: APRIL FOOLS!!!
Annabeth: It's July...
Percy: Oh....July FOOLS!!!
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Author: HEY GUYS!!!
Percy: Are you the author?
Author: Yes it is I!
Percy: So you are nobody?
Author: What! No! I'm not nobody. I'm somebody
Percy: So you are somebody
Author: Yes I'm the author.
Percy: So you are nobody?
Author: No I am somebody...I am the author
Percy: So you are somebody
Author: Yes, I'm the author...
Percy: So you are nobody...
Author: *facepalm*
*****
Piper: Jason is the stupidest person ever, and I wish he died...
Piper: STOLLS!
Jason: I cri every time...
Piper: No, Jason. It was the Stolls who said that.
Jason: *in tears* I thought you loved me Piper!
Piper: It wasn't me!
Jason: I'm breaking up with you!
Piper: What!
Jason: Just kidding! JULY FOOLS!!! I'm the one who typed that message!
Piper: That's not a real thing!
*****
Jason: "I wish that I could be like the cool kids, 'Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in
Percy: It's okay Jason.
Annabeth: We know you suck.
Leo: That's why we are trying to raise your self esteem.
Piper: That's why I'm dating you.
Nico: We know you are forever alone...
Hazel: And have no friends...
Frank: But we are here for you...
Katrisse: Unless you need money...
Cassidy: Or food....
Will: Basically anything...
Jason: I was singing a song...
Everyone but Jason: ....
Jason: *runs off* I cri everytime
Everyone but Jason: HAHAHAHA :)
Sorry for the short chapter...I hope you enjoyed it. I'm just running out of ideas and stuff...Sorry
I'll try to update some more, but they might be short chapters...
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