The Fandom Attacks

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Enjoy :) FYI this is a joke...I don't think of our fandom like this...


Percy: Guys...Who are the people outside of Camp Half Blood?

Leo: Those are people who we call crazy people...

Annabeth: Don't worry Percy, Leo is joking with you...It is just our fandom.

Percy: Fandom?

Annabeth: Yes Fandom...

Leo: BUT THEY ARE CRAZY!!! THEY SHIP JASON WITH A BRICK!!! Jason obviously loves Staple

Piper: ...

Percy: Wait what's a fandom?

Annabeth: Really Percy...You don't know what a fandom is...You are an idiot, Seaweed Brain.

Percy: But...But...I'm your idiot! :)

Random Person 1: OMG YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOO CUTE TOGETHER!!!

Annabeth: WHAT THE HECK!!! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!

Random Person 2: We are the fandom!!! WE HAVE UNITED!!!

Fandom: YEAH!!!

Random Person 3: PERCY!!! CAN YOU SIGN MY FOREHEAD!!!

Percy: umm... no thanks...

Random Person 2: LEO YOU ARE SOOOO HOT!!!

Leo: I know...I mean GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Random Person 160173608173806109: PERCY I KNOW EVERY THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE!!! HOW IS YOUR MOM, SALLY!!! YOU AND ANNABETH ARE SOOOO CUTE!!! HOW WAS TARTARUS...JK, I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!! I BROUGHT YOU SOME BLUE FOOD THAT TOTALLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY SLEEPING POWDER SO I CAN KIDNAP YOU!!!

Percy: What type of Blue food?

Annabeth: DON'T DO IT PERCY!!!

Annabeth: CHIRON!!!! HELPPPPP!!!

Chiron: I will take care of them


*Kronos uses his majestic TIME SKIP*


Annabeth: Who were those people???

Jason: THEY WERE CRAZY!!!

Jason: THEY KEPT HITTING A BRICK AGAINST MY HEAD AND SCREAMING "BRASON"!!!

Jason: It's obvious that I am perfect for Staple...

Piper: Really...

Percy: I really wanted that Blue food...


Just wanted to let you know...This isn't our actual fandom...This is a joke.

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