7th day of Christmas

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Percy: *spends 10 minutes underwater* I wonder who my godly parent is?


What if all Greek statues were victims of Medusa?


Gaea: I want to kill you

Percy: Please take a number


When Hazel and Frank hire a babysitter

Babysitter: Ummm. Mrs. Zhang?

Hazel: Yes?

Babysitter: Your baby just grew a tail...

Hazel: ...


KEEP CALM AND LOVE PETER JOHNSON


Leo's Eating Dinner on a Date

Leo: *Sneezes and catches on fire*

Girlfriend: ...

Leo: ...

Girlfriend: ...

Leo: Bye...






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