Percy Jackson meets...FACEBOOK!!!

Diary???

I Know, I know...I'm a slow updater...I Apologize

Percy: Jason! I heard you ate a staple when you were younger

Jason: Shut up....

Percy: I always thought you got that scar from a battle, but nooo...It was a staple!!!

Nico: HAHAHA! Jason you suck!

Jason: I cri everytime...

Percy: You're not even crying

Thalia: It's okay Jason, it was that dam staples fault... XD

Percy: Yep, that dam staple. Now where is my dam smoothie!

Jason: I STILL DON'T GET IT!!!

Nico: Have any of you guys seen my diary?

Nico: I mean my...um...manly journal of death?

Percy: Nope, the only thing I found is a book called "Nico's Diary". I wonder what it's about.

Nico: Don't READ IT! OR ELSE

Percy: What's so bad about it...Wait...Why does it have a ton of pictures of rainbows and unicorns..

Nico: ...

Jason: ...

Annabeth: ...

Piper: ...

Leo: ...

Frank: ...

Hazel: ...

Thalia: ...

Reyna: ...

Percy: What is this? There's a section called Fanfiction? What's Fanfiction?

Nico: PERCY!!!PUT THE BOOK DOWN!!!

Percy: There's even categories! Frozen Fanfiction, Maximum Ride Fanfiction, Percy Jackson Fanfiction....Twilight Fanfiction....

Nico: I LIKE WEREWOLVES OKAY!!! I mean... Bro...that's not my manly journal...bro

Jason: Twilight Fanfiction...Really Nico...

Percy: I just found another book called "Jason's Diary"

Jason: It's a man journal, okay!

Percy: There's also a section called Fanfiction...What's fanfiction

Annabeth: It's nothing Seaweed Brain...

Percy: My Little Pony Fanfiction, Twilight Fanfiction,-

Jason: THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

Percy: Oh, here's a page that Jason wrote today

Jason: DON'T YOU DARE

Percy: Ahmm...

(Bold is the diary)

"Dear Diary,

My day has been perfect so far. Me and Piper went on a long romantic walk...But I wish it was Brick instead of Piper... But besides that it has been amazing! I finally got my new purse! OMG!!! It's sooooo cute!

Piper: ....

Percy:

I wish I was as cool as Percy, I mean why does everyone like him...But now that I got my new purse I am fabulous!!!

Love,

             Jason Grace

Jason: It's called a man purse

Percy: I just found Jason's "Man purse" and its filled with makeup...

Jason: Makeup makes my face shine, okay!

Piper: ...

Piper: ... I don't know what to say.

Annabeth: This is a strange day...

Percy: Guys I got to go, I shouldn't be on facebook while I'm on the roa--

Annabeth: ...Percy?

Annabeth: PERCY!

Annabeth: PERCY! PERCY! PERCY!

Annabeth: *in tears* PERCY!!!

Percy: July FOOLS!!!

Annabeth: THAT'S NOT A THING YOU IDIOT!!!

Percy: You know you love me.

Piper: OMG THEY ARE SO-

Jason: CUTEEEEEE!!!

Piper: ...

Jason: ...

Percy: ...

Nico: ...

Annabeth: ...

Leo: ...

Frank: ...

Hazel : ...

Thalia: ...

Reyna: ...

Chiron: ...

Octavion: ...

Zeus: ...

Hades: ...

Poseidon: ...

Clarisse: ...

Chris: ...

Will: ...

Travis: ...

Connor: ...

Bianca: ...

Luke: ...

Kronos : ...

Jason: Since when were so many people online!

Jason: I cri everytime!

I know...Not a great chapter, sorry bout that. I'm just running out of ideas. I'll try to update again soon.

Stay Awesome

And Have a good life