The gods as KIDS!!!???!!! AND HACKED?

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Percy: How come the gods haven't been on lately???

Jason: I don't know, let me invite Zeus

Percy: I'll invite Poseidon

Nico: I'll invite Hades

Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades have logged on to facebook

Zeus: Tag! Your it!

Poseidon: NO!!! DON'T TAG ME!!! HAEDHPIEIUGHOIUAJDHFDGA

Hades: Grow up guys! Mature kids don't play tag...We play HIDE N SEEK!!!

Percy: Are you guys okay?

Jason: 0-0 They're kids!!!

Nico: WHAT!!!

Annabeth: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!!

Athena: And this is the end of the whole Harry Potter series. Queen Hera, did you like it?

Hera: *snores, snores*

Athena: HERA!!!

Hera: Bravo! Bravo

Athena: Okay!!! Let's reread them all!

Ares: Aphrodite love me!!! I bought you a stuffed animal!

Hephasus: Well I made her a ring!!!

Aphrodite: Ladies! Ladies! You're both pretty!

Ares: She called me pretty!

Hephasus: She was talking to ME!!!

Ares and Hephasus: *fight*

Frank: 0-0

Leo: *facepalm*

Percy: What the heck

Annabeth: Pray to the gods....Wait nevermind...I don't trust them anymore...,.

Percy: I know! NAP TIME!!!

Zeus: NO *throws pillow at Percy*

Percy: Never mind...

Aphrodite: Call dibs on that Percy boy!

Annabeth: He's mine!!!

Aphrodite: *Cries*

Annabeth: ...

Aphrodite: *Grabs Percy's leg and cries*

Annabeth: Frank! Turn into a cute puppy!!!

Frank: *transforms into a cute dog*

Ares: I have my stead!!! I will ride him to victory and save princess Aphrodite! *Jumps on Frank*

Hephasus: Dibs on the dog!

Ares: NOOO!!! I called DIBS!!!

Hephasus and Ares: *fights*

Annabeth: Just give them some food.

Percy: There is no food... Just one juicebox

Zeus: JUICEBOX!!! ITS MINE

Posidon: JUICEBOX!!! ITS MINE

Hades: JUICEBOX!!! ITS MINE

Ares: DIBS

Hephasus: DIBS

Aphrodite: DIBS

Hera: DIBS

Dionysus: What flavor?

Percy: Grape....

Dionysus: DIBS

Athena: DIBS

All the Gods: *FIGHTS FOR THE JUICEBOX*

Leo: What juicebox? *Sips on a grape juicebox*

All the Gods: You're drinking our juicebox! *Attacks Leo*

Leo: AHHHHHHH!!!

*****+*****+*****+*****+

Percy: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND IT AIN'T NO LIE!!!

Percy: That wasn't me! I swear! I was hacked!!!

Percy: WHO DUN IT!!!

Annabeth: WHO *DID* IT!!!

Annabeth: At least it wasn't you who said that

Percy: just because I was hacked doesn't mean I don't like big butts...

Annabeth: 0-0

Leo: 0-0

The Little Merman: yeah I said it!

The Little Merman: seriously!

Thing 1: I don't like this

Thing 2: me neither.

The Spicy Mexican: I'm fine with my name.

My Little Pony: This is embarrassing!

The Little Merman: Who Dun This!!!

The Girl You Pretend To Like To Get Answers Off A Test: *did*

The Asian Kid Who Is Extremely Tall For An Asian: I find this offensive

The Old One: I don't like my name! (Hazel)

The Little Merman: Who did this!

Beauty And: what's up with my name (Piper)

The Beast: REALLY! (Jason)

Thing 1: lol

Thing 2: Who Did This!

The Little Merman: Thanks Connor? We find your support for trying to find him helpful.

Thing 2: yes it's Connor. and I don't care who did it, I want to know how they thought of these names!

NonsuspicousMan: I didn't do it!

The Little Merman: Who are you!

NosuspicousMan: I'll never tell!!!

Old McDonald Had A Farm: Nico! Get off your laptop and eat more cereal!

NonsuspicousMan: Stop! Demeter, u ruin all the fun

Everyone: NICO!!! *looks for Nico, to kill him*

NonsuspicousMan: You will never find me because I'm in the Underworld.....

NonsuspicousMan: AHHHH *runs from everyone*

The Little Merman: Wait! What about the Gods

The Spicy Mexican: I don't know 0-0!

The Old One: it doesn't matter.. they can handle themselves

Author Note

The Little Merman-Percy

The Girl You Pretend To Like To Get Answers Off A Test-Annabeth

The Asian Kid Who Is Extremely Tall For An Asian-Frank

Beauty and-Piper

The Beast- Jason

Old McDonald Had A Farm- Demeter

Thing 1-Travis

Thing 2-Connor

The Old One-Hazel

The Spicy Mexican-Leo

My Little Pony-Chiron

NonsuspiciousMan-Nico

Guys hope you liked the chapter!

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