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Percy: Where are my dam fries?
Thalia: I don't have your dam fries.
Grover: I ate your dam fries.
Percy: Whyyy?
Grover: I was dam hungry
Annabeth: What is going on???
Leo: No idea
Percy: That dam soda, makes me wanna go to the dam restroom
Thalia: Where is the dam restroom?
Grover: I found the dam restroom.
Percy: Everyone into the dam restroom!
Grover: But I want to buy a dam shirt
Thalia: I already bought a dam shirt.
Grover: You did?
Percy: Yeah! It was on a dam discount
Grover: It was?
Percy: Yep! It was a dam discount!
Jason: I want some dam burger
Thalia, Grover, and Percy: -___- not funny
Jason: but....but....but
Leo: Look a wha-
Me: *Stares*
Leo *stops talking*
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Leo: I'm forever alone...
Nico: I know, you need a life.
Leo: I know! I bought one on ebay
Jason: I ordered a hamburger on ebay. I'm eating it for dinner! It should be here in three days!
Percy: Guys, I can fly! I bought wings on ebay!
Jason: Lucky.....
Piper: Jason, you can already fly
Jason: .......
Jupiter: What happened to Jason
Piper: We broke him
Jupiter: Okay
Piper: I know how to fix him!
Piper: Jason, I bought a 1D ticket.
Jason: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! I heart 1D
Piper: JK!
Jason: -______-
Leo: Look a wha-
Me: DON"T YOU DARE!!!
Leo: RUNS IN A DARK CORNER TO HIDE AND ROT FOREVER
Me: Where did you get the dark corner
Leo: Ebay
Me: You wanna know what I bought?
Leo: what...
Me: A whale!!!
Me: Whale attack Leo
Leo: ARGGGGGGGG!!!! HOW IS IT ON LAND!!!
Leo: *runs away*
Whale: *chases Leo*
Me: I also bought a new Leo on ebay, just in case this Leo dies.
Leo 2.0: Hello master.
Jason: He looks just like him!
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Percy Jackson meets...FACEBOOK!!!
FanfictionWhat happens when Percy Jackson meets his worst opponent yet! The one and only, Facebook! -I'm not very good at descriptions, so please check it out even if it doesn't sound so good, I would really appreciate it! Please follow me as well! Vote, Comm...