DAM EBAY

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Percy: Where are my dam fries?

Thalia: I don't have your dam fries.

Grover: I ate your dam fries.

Percy: Whyyy?

Grover: I was dam hungry

Annabeth: What is going on???

Leo: No idea

Percy: That dam soda, makes me wanna go to the dam restroom

Thalia: Where is the dam restroom?

Grover: I found the dam restroom.

Percy: Everyone into the dam restroom!

Grover: But I want to buy a dam shirt

Thalia: I already bought a dam shirt.

Grover: You did?

Percy: Yeah! It was on a dam discount

Grover: It was?

Percy: Yep! It was a dam discount!

Jason: I want some dam burger

Thalia, Grover, and Percy: -___- not funny

Jason: but....but....but

Leo: Look a wha-

Me: *Stares*

Leo *stops talking*

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Leo: I'm forever alone...

Nico: I know, you need a life.

Leo: I know! I bought one on ebay

Jason: I ordered a hamburger on ebay. I'm eating it for dinner! It should be here in three days!

Percy: Guys, I can fly! I bought wings on ebay!

Jason: Lucky.....

Piper: Jason, you can already fly

Jason: .......

Jupiter: What happened to Jason

Piper: We broke him

Jupiter: Okay

Piper: I know how to fix him!

Piper: Jason, I bought a 1D ticket.

Jason: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! I heart 1D

Piper: JK!

Jason: -______-

Leo: Look a wha-

Me: DON"T YOU DARE!!!

Leo: RUNS IN A DARK CORNER TO HIDE AND ROT FOREVER

Me: Where did you get the dark corner

Leo: Ebay

Me: You wanna know what I bought?

Leo: what...

Me: A whale!!!

Me: Whale attack Leo

Leo: ARGGGGGGGG!!!! HOW IS IT ON LAND!!!

Leo: *runs away*

Whale: *chases Leo*

Me: I also bought a new Leo on ebay, just in case this Leo dies.

Leo 2.0: Hello master.

Jason: He looks just like him!

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