"Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal," Monica defended.
"Not that big a deal?" Ross repeated, "It's amazing. Okay, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?"
Kat leaned back on the armrest sitting next to Chandler. Joey walked to his backwards-facing seat with his coffee.
"Oh, come on!" Rachel spoke up from her spot behind the couch. "You guys can pee standing up!" Kat nodded in agreement and sipped her tea. She handed it to Chandler to put on the coffee table. He did.
"We can?" Chandler asked in mock amazement, pointing to Joey and sitting up. "All right, I'm tryin' that." Kat almost spat out her tea when she laughed, but instead she ended up swallowing it painfully. It got caught and forced her to cough. Chandler gave his sister a gentle back-pat.
"Okay, you know what blows my mind?" Joey asked. His hands were now coffee-free. "Women can see breasts any time they want." Chandler pointed to agree with him. "You just look down and there they are." He looked down at his boobage. "How you get any work done is beyond me."
"Oh, oh, okay, you know what I don't get?" Phoebe sat up. "The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care." Kat pointed at Chandler accusingly right as he pointed at her.
There was a pause and then Ross said, "Multiple orgasms!"
"There ya go." Chandler agreed, all the boys pointed at each other and nodded. Kat rolled her eyes and leaned back.
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"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!" Chandler turned around and did a little shimmy. Kat looked up from her magazine.
"No plans?" Kat asked her brother. She flipped the page and moved so her legs were resting on Joey's lap and she was leaning against Ross.
"Not one."
"Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?" Ross suggested, shifting so that he was more comfortable with his magazine in his hand. Chandler sat down with his one leg on the chair seat.
"Oh, right, right, shut up." He pointed at Ross.
"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone," Monica spoke from the armchair. "You just gotta do it."
"No, I know," Chandler put his leg down and shifted in his seat. "But it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note." Kat arched a brow at her brother and flipped the page of her magazine.
"Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling." Kat slapped Joey on the shoulder with her magazine, which she had rolled for the occasion and he almost hit her with his gesture of his hand.
"Oh, we're still on for movie night, right? No last minute plans?" Kat confirmed. Joey nodded and Kat opened her magazine again.
"You know, if you want, I'll do it with you." Phoebe offered.
"Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her." Kat rolled her eyes at her brother's response.
"No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony."
"Tony?" Ross asked
"Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?" Monica asked at the same time.
"Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know."
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S. -- Season One
RomanceKat Bing hasn't talked to her brother Chandler in four years. She knows it's her fault. She ran off and got married to a guy she KNEW Chandler was right about. -------- Katherine Bing, 20, made the decision. New York. That's where Chandler was livi...
