National Day Skits: Next Generation

Funeral for a Robot

● 4/15/2024

☆ Laundry day
☆ Purple Up day 💜
☆ Glazed Spiral Ham day
☆ Titanic Remembrance day
☆ Rubber Eraser day
☆ Take a Wild Guess day
☆ McDonald's day
☆ Anime day

Narra: We gather here to honor a religious robot.

Dialogue: Faithful Care Giver.

Narra: *hisses* Dialogue. *sighs* It's true, they were faithful, and cared for others.

Coriander: "Smiley day to you."

[A field of Floradrakes, Outline included, start collectively bawling.]

Coriander: *shrugs* What?

Isabelle: Take a wild guess.

Coriander: Whoever they were, they must've been a great baker.

Melyssa: They were a blessing. *rushes to comfort the closest Floradrakes*

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● 4/16/2024

☆ Bean Counter day
☆ Orchid day
☆ Healthcare Decisions day
☆ Wear Your Pajamas to Work day
☆ Eggs Benedict day 🥚
☆ Librarian day
☆ Save the Elephant day 🐘

Melyssa: We do not have an orchid, but we do have a Flora Egan.

Isabelle: And her parent cell, Egan. I warn you, she's fluffy.

Memoria: And a long awaited colleague, Memoire.

Memoire: Bonjour.

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● 4/17/2024

☆ Banana day 🍌
☆ Crawfish day
☆ Cheeseball day
☆ Haiku Poetry day
☆ Ellis Island Family History day
☆ Kickball day

Snapdragon: Ryland Michael like bananas?

Isabelle: And fish eyes, heard he doesn't like mayonnaise, though.

Outline: Banana.

Narra: It's our tribute to FCG; Florescent Cave Guardian.

Dialogue: But they do look like a banana.

Plot: *gnawing on a cheeseball*

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● 4/18/2024

☆ Exercise day
☆ Animal Crackers day
☆ High Five day
☆ Poem in Your Pocket day
☆ Columnist day
☆ Lineman Appreciation day
☆ Get to Know Your Customers day
☆ Education and Sharing day
☆ Auctioneers day
☆ Piñata day 🪅

Angie: Yoo hoo, who wants to play piñatas?

Genesis: Atua like animal crackers?

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● 4/19/2024

☆ Clean Out Your Medicine Cabinet day
☆ North Dakota day
☆ Amaretto day
☆ Garlic day
☆ Oklahoma City Bombing Commemoration day
☆ Hanging Out day
☆ Cat Lady day 🐈
☆ Dog Parent Appreciation day 🐕 🐩

Isabelle: Thank Kang no one mentioned birds, they despised birds.

Belladonna: Snapdragon, Dialogue, quit chasing Nitara with that garlic!

Snapdragon: Skinky rose.

Melyssa: And they went off with a bang. *flips a coin, it lands on heads*