Total Drama All-Stars:the Generational War

Sail, run and row

"Last time, in Total Drama All-Stars: the Generational War! Our teams searched for the pieces of a 5000-piece puzzle. Noah and Cody were still flirting together before being interrupted by Eva. Their team won, while the Survivors didn't survive the challenge and Max went home. What will happen now that Dave has lost one of his allies? Who's going to win? Who will be sent home? Find out in this new episode of: Total! Drama! All-Stars: the Generational War!", the credits roll.

On the boat, Owen eats, Eva works out, LeShawna dances, Izzy... does her Izzy, Noah and Cody are still together. "Quiet at last..." says Noah, taking out his book, "I'm still here, you know?" says Cody, "Yes, but you, you're the only one who'd be able to read with me. I wonder why that is...", "Uh... because you see uh well..." panics Cody, blushing, "Talk even faster next time...", "Do you always have to be sarcastic?", "Yes, and even more so with you.", "And why?", "Because it's funny.", they laugh, they get closer and... "NOCO!" says Izzy out of nowhere, "Still not!" replies Noah, "Yes, still buddies and then that's it..." says Cody, dejected.

Cody's confessional (boat)

"Why is it that every time we're about to kiss, someone interrupts us? Izzy must have a NoCo radar, it's impossible otherwise."

At the cafeteria, the 2 teams are there and they're eating... or not, because it's always the same food.

Anne Maria's confessional

"We'd won so much in a row that I'd forgotten about the food on the island."

Later, the teams find themselves on the Dock of Shame. "Today's challenge is a relay race. Step 1: swim to Boney Island in one of the boats provided, the same ones used in the 1st All-Stars. Step 2: on Boney Island, run to the other end of the beach. Step 3: row here." explains Chris, "Wait a minute, Chris, there are only 3 of us, while the Eagles are 4 and the N... the others are 6." remarks Dave, "Exactly. The Survivors must complete each stage individually for their team, Generation 1 will have 2 players on each stage and the Eagles will have 2 players at the oars and then only 1 for the first 2 stages. The Chief will lead the runners and the rowers", says Chris, "And how do we deal with the wild animals?" asks LeShawna, "Fuck that!" replies Chris, "You've got 2 minutes to choose your strategy.".

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"Once again, it's out of the question to leave the 2 lovebirds together!" says Eva, "And who are you talking about?" asks Cody, "She's talking about NoCo!" says Izzy, "Cody and I are buddies and that's that! How many times do I have to tell you?" says Noah, "Can we get back to what's important?" asks LeShawna, "We need the toughest on the run and the strongest on the oars. Eva and LeShawna, could you be on the oars?" asks Cody, "Owen and I aren't very tough, so we'll have to do the sailing," says Noah, "That leaves me and Izzy for the race," says Cody.

Team Eagle:

"The 2 players with the oars have to be the most athletic. B, you'll have to team up with Dakota." says Dawn, "Why me?" asks Dakota, "The fact that you were once a mutant has improved your physical abilities quite a bit." replies Dawn, "I'll take care of the navigation." says Anne Maria, "In that case, I'll take care of the racing."