A fake smile is uglier than all the tears in the world

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Let's begin. 😇

I'm gonna make y'all wish that I'd stayed gone. 😈

Please read on... 👇

In two chapters time... 2️⃣

The bells of unexpected will all chime. 🔔

Now here's a random rhyme. 🎶


Help, what the fuck was that?

I'm trying to fit the lil chapter image thingies to the chapters, so

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I'm trying to fit the lil chapter image thingies to the chapters, so... yeah. Leave guesses on what y'all think happens. I really like the flowers, they're called black baccaras. 



Third person POV

"Last time on total drama Island..."

Julia and MK's mixing bowls tipped over.

"We were baking up trouble."

Julia attacked Caleb with a frying pan.

"Campers battled each other for ingredients.."

That... one paint brush scene that I will not name.

"Got creative in the kitchen."

Chris and Chef threw up.

"And grossed us all out"

Emily aggressively shook her cake pans.

"Emily showed us she would not survive a marriage in the fifties."

Owen took a bite out of one of Damien's team's cakes.

"And we even had an old friend drop by for a bite."

Axel got picked up by the Drone Of Despair.

"In the end, Axel was eliminated."

Ripper jumped at Axel, grabbing her legs and pulling her down into the water.

"And dragged Ripper down with her."

Chris stood on the dock, looking at the camera.

"But we've still got more annoying contestants to send home, here!"

"On total! Drama! Island!"

*Intro, you guessed it, not writing it out. Julia's fucking gay. So am I sis. I don't know what the point of that little bit was. If you never read my shit again, I won't blame you.*

I realize now that I literally have to chop a whole ass scene from this episode. Fuck you Emily, why did you have to get voted off and have an immunity idol played for you, you bitch?

I'm sorry, don't kill yourself. Then this book will be over and it's one of my biggest successes.

So...

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