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Hi, here's what I think the people in this fanfiction's favourite Hellaverse songs and characters are, and my random opinions. 

I can't explain, you'll get it. 


Priya
Favourite Hazbin character: Vox (I literally don't have an explanation, I just feel like she would.) 
Favourite Hazbin song: Inside Of Every Demon is  Rainbow (I spent like, ten minutes with her other answers, this one screeched and threw a fucking chair at me.) 
Favourite Helluva character: Loona 
Favourite Helluva song: Crashing a wedding 

Millie 
Favourite Hazbin character: Niffty (She loves short women who'd probably read the most war crime-esque fanfictions.) 
Favourite Hazbin song: Loser, baby 
Favourite Helluva character: Stolas 
Favourite Helluva song: When I see Him 

Ripper
Favourite Hazbin character: Lute (We know why.) 
Favourite Hazbin song: You Didn't Know (Its just bi panic for him. I mean, he's toooooootally straaaaaight.) 
Favourite Helluva character: Verosika (We know why.) 
Favourite Helluva song: Klown Bitch (We know why.) 

Damien
Favourite Hazbin character: Velvette (He loves short, angry women.) 
Favourite Hazbin song: Whatever It Takes 
Favourite Helluva character: Octavia (He loves short, goth girls with daddy issues and obsessions with eardrum shattering music.) 
Favourite Helluva song: You Will Be Ok 

Axel
Favourite Hazbin character: Vaggie 
Favourite Hazbin song: Hell Is Forever 
Favourite Helluva character: Millie 
Favourite Helluva song: Crashing A Wedding 

Chase
Favourite Hazbin character: Adam 
Favourite Hazbin song: It starts With Sorry (Yes, I'm only saying it because irony has me rolling around on the floor.) 
Favourite Helluva character: Striker 
Favourite Helluva song: Ballad Of Striker 

Zee
Favourite Hazbin character: Zestial (No explanation, just pure confidence in this answer.) 
Favourite Hazbin song: Welcome To Heaven (I love that fucking song.) 
Favourite Helluva character: Bee 
Favourite Helluva song: Cotton Candy 

Scary Girl
Favourite Hazbin character: Husk (He reminds her of the furry art she'd post on Tumblr when she was thirteen.)
Favourite Hazbin song: Inside Of Every Demon Is  A Lost Cause 
Favourite Helluva character: Loona 
Favourite Helluva song: Crashing A Wedding 

Caleb
Favourite Hazbin character: Alastor 
Favourite Hazbin song: Loser, Baby 
Favourite Helluva character: Fizzarolli  
Favourite Helluva song: Look My way 
(Yes, I made him the most basic bitch ever. No offence to folks who fit this, I pretty much do too.) 

Nichelle
Favourite Hazbin character: Carmilla 
Favourite Hazbin song: More Than Anything 
Favourite Helluva character: Fizzarolli 
Favourite Helluva song: Look At This

Julia
Favourite Hazbin character: Angel Dust 
Favourite Hazbin song:
Favourite Helluva character: Loona (We know why.) 
Favourite Helluva song: House Of Asmodeus 

Bowie
Favourite Hazbin character: Lucifer 
Favourite Hazbin song:
Favourite Helluva character: Verosika (He screeched 'YES BITCH' at so many of her lines.) 
Favourite Helluva song: When I see Him 

Wayne
Favourite Hazbin character: Angel Dust (he just loves gay people.) 
Favourite Hazbin song: Happy Day In Hell
Favourite Helluva character: Millie 
Favourite Helluva song: Look At This 

Raj
Favourite Hazbin character: Alastor 
Favourite Hazbin song: Happy Day In Hell 
Favourite Helluva character: Asmodeus  
Favourite Helluva song: Look At This 

Emma
Favourite Hazbin character: Lucifer 
Favourite Hazbin song: Hell's Greatest Dad
Favourite Helluva character: Moxie 
Favourite Helluva song: Over You (I typed all these out, went up to the top to do Priya's, then immediately scrolled down to write this ONE ANSWER.) 

MK
Favourite Hazbin character: Vaggie 
Favourite Hazbin song: Addict (People online tell her it's not a Hazbin Song, and she says 'XP') 
Favourite Helluva character: Blitzø 
Favourite Helluva song: House Of Asmodeus 

Gina
Favourite Hazbin character: Husk 
Favourite Hazbin song: Respectless 
Favourite Helluva character: Fizzarolli  
Favourite Helluva song: Klown Bitch 

Emily
Favourite Hazbin character: Angel Dust (Almost cried at so many of his lines.) 
Favourite Hazbin song: Poison (She did cry.) 
Favourite Helluva character: Moxie (She likes her men a little pathetic.) 
Favourite Helluva song: You might think its Two Minutes Notice or All 2 you, but NO. Its Cotton Candy. 











I get bored easily, so I'm tossing in two of my friend's OCs. (One of you has started reading one of her books, so here is head pats *Pat pat*) 

Silas 
Favourite Hazbin Character: Husk (He loves stoic, foreign guys with so many poorly hidden mental illnesses.) 
Favourite Hazbin song: More Than Anything 
Favourite Helluva character: Moxie 
Favourite Helluva song: You might think it's Crooked, or Look My Way, but NO. This little twink blasts Two Minutes Notice at four AM and not even his literal creator will ever convince me otherwise. 

Mateo
Favourite Hazbin Character: Charlie (He loves emotional cinnamon rolls with family issues and poorly hidden self loathing.) 
Favourite Hazbin song: Chasing Rainbows 
Favourite Helluva character: Stolas 
Favourite Helluva song: Crooked 



Bye, keep girl bossing, queens (they said gender-neutrally.) 

- Chinchilla ✨ 

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