Direction to the ass (Robert Fico X Peter Pellegrini)

New Year, Tatras, Borovička and you

November 2019

Pelle:

It's been five years already. Five years since that fateful moment in my study. Whenever I try to push it out, the memory comes back like a boomerang. Me and Fico. We are kissing. During the day I think of nothing else, at night I dream of nothing else. Five years and I'm like a body without a soul because of one stupid thing. We still have to play colleagues with Robert, even though we both feel that our relationship is more than just that. After the crises we went through, such as three years ago, when Fico had to resign thanks to the murder of Kuciak and subsequently others around him had to tiptoe, it is time to move our relationship somewhere. I booked a hotel in the Tatras for New Year's, so maybe I can convince Robert...

Fico:

Peter came to me with an offer for a week's stay in the Tatras during the New Year.

"Well, have you gone completely crazy?! What if someone catches us there, then what? You don't have anyone, but I have a family. This doesn't work. Sorry.” I told him bluntly.

"Robert, please. I'm not forcing you to do anything. Come with me at least as a colleague from work, as my friend. I really need you there. It would be just the two of us. Don't worry, no one will come after us (I hope)." Peter kept convincing me. It didn't look like he wanted to give up. I finally agreed. You can't beat a try. Well, right?

The week before the New Year - December 2019

We arrived together with Robert at a luxury resort in the Tatras. We were not alone in the hotel, theoretically it was rented for members of the SMER party. It was a relief to at least know everyone here. Robert and I got a room with a double bed. It made Robert nervous, but then I managed to convince him that it was nothing serious, we would just sleep next to each other.

The evening of the pre-New Year's party took a serious turn. It seemed as if my colleagues had found some endless spring of Borovička. Booze was everywhere as far as the eye could see.she was lying drunk on the ground, the other one was not far from it. Except for Robert, he only had one shot for the whole evening.

"Are you okay? Do you want to go outside for some air?” I wanted to make sure everything was okay.

"No, I don't want to go out, I just want to go somewhere less populated."

I suddenly remembered that there is actually a hot tub here. Maybe that would cheer Robert up. I told him the idea and he agreed. So I dragged Robert to the hot tub - suddenly he didn't mind being outside. He looked all dejected.

We both climbed into the hot tub because we didn't have swimsuits, so we were condemned to sit there completely naked as God made us. Fico just snorted at the bubbling water for a moment and then burst into tears.

"Are you okay?" Stupid question, obviously he wasn't. "I hate myself, I hate my life." He began.,,I am hated, I always have been. My marriage is falling apart, I'm alone all the time, you'd think no one would understand me. But I'm still here with you, you're here with me. What did I do to deserve this? I'm a bitch, I don't deserve anyone, not even you."

"Don't say that!" I began to cry slowly. Robert was suffering. anyone wanted, I was ready to give him everything. Right now. I pulled myself closer to him, he didn't protest. Robert continued to cry. I hugged him, he hugged me too. Robert looked up at me.

"I will never understand why you care about me so much, why you always stick up for me like that. Maybe I don't even want to understand, maybe it's good that I don't know."

I stared at him.

"You're probably right, maybe it's a good thing you don't understand."

Robert approached me again.

"I hate not understanding something, I always have to find an answer."

I was drawn to him too.

"But I won't give you an answer."

Robert wanted to say something along the lines of "but you can", but we were already kissing. This time it was even more intense than that time years ago. The water was swirling around us, I could feel the icy wind on my skin. Meanwhile, Robert moved his lips to my neck and he conjured a pacifier there. If someone sees it tomorrow, who else would pacify me? I rather felt something hard on my leg

he didn't even want to know what it was.

"Robert, not here. What if someone comes here?"

Robert suddenly pulled away and blushed.

,,What now?"

I saw the door slowly open. We both fell out of the hot tub at the speed of light and realized we didn't know where we had thrown our clothes. There were five bathrobes lying next to the hot tub, so we grabbed them and ran away. We preferred to split up when escaping.

Fico:

On the way to see Peter, I picked up a few Pine trees that were randomly lying around the hotel. I quickly ran past my colleagues who were vomiting under the painting of T. G. Masaryk. I think Fico running around in a bathrobe with five bottles of booze was the last thing on their mind. I ran into the room to Peter who was sitting on the bed. I sat down next to him and took out the Borovička I had picked up. I threw the remaining four bottles on the bed. Peter was apparently so pissed off by all of this that he threw half the bottle at his ex.

"So, what now?" I asked Peter. He was holding the bottle determinedly again and trying in a bathrobe with five bottles of booze was the last thing on their mind. I ran into the room to Peter who was sitting on the bed. I sat down next to him and took out the Borovička I had picked up. I threw the remaining four bottles on the bed. Peter was apparently so pissed off by all of this that he threw half the bottle at his ex.

"So, what now?" I asked Peter. He was holding the bottle determinedly again and tried to drink the second half on his ex. He was angry, but he still managed.

"I don't know, but I'm going to get drunk first," answered Peter and opened another bottle.

Random cleaner:

I took this whole job just to get something on Fico and his band of buffoons. I'm in danger of being fired from the newspaper, I haven't written anything in half a year and this was my last chance. So far I've just been cleaning up the blitzes and I doubt anyone would care. The last room I haven't been in yet was a hot tub that opened out. I didn't expect to find anything here when I suddenly saw something in here. Two suits. I went to take a closer look at them and noticed the name tags. Maybe it wasn't such a bad job after all.