Direction to the ass (Robert Fico X Peter Pellegrini)

You can't avoid the truth! Not even after death!

Fico:

We were sitting in the hospital. Me and Pelle. In Náhlik, they only found a concussion, in Svetlana it was worse because she had a brain hemorrhage. Pelle looked totally pissed off.

"What if I killed her?"

"He didn't kill, and even if he did, it doesn't matter anyway." I couldn't avoid Pelle's surprised expression.

"Maybe it's a good thing we broke up. Seeing the compassion you have for your own wife, I don't even want to know how it would have turned out for me." He turned back and stared blankly at the ground. I'd rather not say anything, I'd make it worse. Suddenly the door to the doctor's office opened and he walked out. Suddenly, he looked a little confused, but he was definitely better than before. Svetlana was still being operated on, so Pell and I went to take the expert home.

Pelle:

Fortunately, Náhlik was fine, and so was I. When we took him away, we stayed in the car.

"Are you going to see him?" Fico asked me.

"No, what would I do there? You better take me home.”

"Do you mean to my house?" Fico turned to me. I nodded. I wasn't in the mood to talk to him right now. We set off. It was rather quiet in the car, which made me nervous. Fico suddenly broke it.

"I have no compassion for my own wife because she is a bitch. He cheats on me wherever he can, chases down maybe three guys in a day, and he even lets the cow take pictures with him. Sometimes he's a dog walker, then a fireman, an engineer, a banker, and I don't even know who else. That's why I don't like her. The last time it was a certain journalist Pavel, or at least that's what I found out when I was at home on the computer. I mean that-"

"Paul? Wasn't that the same Pavel that Svetlana came to beat me up for because I allegedly killed him?" Fico looked at me. It suddenly dawned on both of us.

"But we didn't kill Pavel, how could she have figured that out?" I thought. I didn't think of anything. We finally arrived at my apartment. It was almost evening. I got out of the car when I heard Fico: "I can go with you up?" I turned around.

"If you want? After all, it's your apartment." And so we went together. Fico still had to pull out the giant bouquet that he got for me from behind. It was a bit dry, but he said that if I put it in water, it will be good again. As soon as I closed the door opened the door, so Robert lunged at me.

"I forgot to tell you that in the car. I didn't care about Svetlana, but you did. I had to lose you first to realize that. I love you Peter and I want to be with you!"

"That's nice, but I'm already dating Náhlik and-"

"Shit on him then. God knows if he even remembers you."

,,Robert, already-"

"Peter, please. Give me at least one last chance. I'll do anything for us, I'll do anything for you, especially please don't leave me alone." I noticed that she was still holding the huge bouquet in her hand.

"Didn't you want to put that flower in the vase?"

"Screw the flower, I'll buy you a new one." We started kissing. I don't even know how it actually happened. I shouldn't have done this. We haven't been with Robert for a long time, now I have someone else. Still, I somehow didn't mind when he pulled me and fell into bed.

"Didn't Náhlik roll around here last time?"

"Because."

"He entered my territory! I'm going to have to take it back now.” He tore my shirt off.

"Are you an animal, that this is supposed to be some kind of territory?"

"Yes, I am, but only when I'm with you. You're awakening him in me somehow." He started kissing me again. I hated him for the way he treated me, I hated him for what he did to me. Still, I couldn't give him up…

Igor Matovič:

I called Svetlana, but she didn't answer. We wanted to thank her for what information her dead lover had gleaned. Everything was really there. Absolutely everything!

First there was a photo of the wet footprints from the hot tub and then the suits. I would probably rather not even see the next shots. Pavlov managed to film an hour long footage of them fucking together. Really dazzling. Then there was the shot of a bemused Pelle arguing with Svetlana in a bear suit? I'd rather not research that further. The last two shots were Danko dragging Pelle to the hotel (so they still have a threesome?! Ugh, dude!) and then the New Year's kiss. He didn't manage to do more because then someone killed him. It is said that it was Pelle that we had so suspected from Svetlana. This is the bomb! Now I just have to figure out what to do with it.

Fico:

I hated myself for the way I treated Peter. Whether it was that time in the Tatras, when he almost froze because of me, or a week ago, when I scolded him. He didn't deserve it, yet he gave me another chance. Still, he went to sleep with me even though he has a boyfriend.

"Robert, I have to tell you something... The phones you gave me... Matovič stole them."

"Well, considering what a moron he is, I doubt he'll even be able to turn them on."

"You're probably right." We lay here together. At that moment, I had the feeling that nothing would ever separate us.

Andrej Danko:

And it is here! I told those demented people! Harabin originally came to me with this.

“Look what's on the news! Well, that's not possible!" So I read the headline.

THUNDER EXCLUSIVE: THE LATEST HOT INFORMATION!

He spanked his wife and now I'm having an intimate relationship with the former prime minister!

Robert Fico as you have not seen him before!