1. Fake being sick and call your school, pretending to be your parent or guardian
2. After finishing step 1, go back to bed or do anything besides go to school
3. Drink some water to stay hydrated
4. To prevent any suspicions, hide under the covers so nobody sees you
5. Fly to school if you like
6. Twerk (absolutely mandatory)
Hope these helped you get out of school! :D
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