1. Find somebody you like
2. Approach them
3. Ask them out on a date
4. Have a good and meaningful conversation with them on the date
5. Threaten to lock them in your basement or attic if they don't become your romantic partner. Be sure to threaten them with a weapon, such as a spray bottle (to keep them hydrated)
6. If they comply, congratulations! You've succeeded! If not, keep reading
7. Threaten to tell on them if they don't become your significant other
8. Give them plenty of water so they stay hydrated
9. Yell Skibidi toilet, Ohio, and grimace shake jokes at them to keep them laughing, increasing their chance of becoming your partner
10. Twerk (mandatory)
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