1. Try to blow it out
2. Hide so the flames don't see you
3. Explain your rights. The flames cannot touch you without your consent.
4. Tell it to leave politely
5. Twerk for absolutely no fucking reason
These tips are backed up by me, so they gotta be right!
YOU ARE READING
Random Posts Cause I'm Bored
SpiritualDISCLAIMER: Some humor in this story may seem offensive to some. Just a note, everything in this story is a joke and shouldn't be taken seriously haha. This is just something to make you laugh (maybe lol)
